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_____________________________________________________ / Oblivion Underground Magazine \ / Issue 2 15/04/2000 \ ▌ Hax0ring Women ▌ \ by Slider / \_____________________________________________________/ - SOF - Hax0ring Women :) This text was devloped quickly and easily one evening. * 7 types of women. 1. The Slapper 2. The Typical bird 3. The Blonde Bimbo 4. The Model 5. The Goth 6. The Intelligent bird 7. And the Virgin * The General Run Down. The Slapper. Generally hang out in dodgy clubs and are an easy lay, although you gotta beat your way through masses of flab, and the normal wankers that they hang around with !!! Although, they are easy and all you gotta do is say "Hello fancy a shag?" unfortunatly, there is always the thin spotty tosser 10 metres away giving you the evil eye. You are most likely to catch something off these birds, if you dont wear protection. Drink anything to get them pissed, and randy. The Typical bird. Although, these are easy, they are generally come in all different size's although the thinner of the group are the better shag. They can be found in the best clubs and pubs in town and generally look after themselves. These are the best type to have, due to the fact that they are commited, and you can generally fuck up i.e. shag there mate (which i did) and they come back. They drink vodka and coke, and sometimes pints. The Blonde Bimbo. These are the type with the huge tit's, and are tall. These are a harder pull unfortunatly, and you have to be there early in the night to get there first to pull, because the first chance they get they will go with anyone. These are generally the most randy and are one of the bests shags you can get, they will do anything that you say them to in the throes of passion. They unfortunatly are the non-commited type and will go off with any bloke that makes a first impression on them. They can be found in the best pubs and generally caining it on the dance floor in pubs. They tend to be drinking barcardi breezers. The Model. This my dear friends is the pick of the bunch, if you can pull one of these and make sure your mates see you, you are classed as the stud for the rest of your life. I have only pulled TWICE in this field of women . They are sometimes highly commited depending on there age, I met one @ 17 and went out with her for 1 year before dumping her for her mate. They are highly beutiful, although not intelligent, and sometimes randy at the start, but gradually decline to general sex. Unlike The Blonde Bimbo, who just shags and shags and shags, trying different things everyday. They can be found in all good top class pubs/clubs. Drink only wine and champagne. The Goth. Although, not my normal choice, they can sometimes be quite good looking. They can normally be found outside a music store, or there own club down in # the back streets of a large city. They all come from different backgrounds, but get more ecentric as the richer they get. Unfortuntly, I have not had a girlfriend of this kind so I cannot really comment. The Intelligent Bird. This is a kind of women that only ventures out everynow and then, she can be good looking but unfortunatly her academic work come first, this is generally the Hax0r bird. There are some fine young women out there mark my words and there all to happy to help you out on those late night hacks or watching live streaming pr0n with you :) These can be found in any good pubs and clubs and only go once or twice a month :( Drink anything that gets them pissed. The Virgin. This is the kind of girl thats out for a quick shag and thats generally it, you will sometimes find the long commitment type, but the shags are going to quick and shit at first but over a period of time they get better because you tend to experiment more. Dont expect everything at once. They are normally aged between 16 - 17 and can be found in any good pubs, and some lively under aged hot spots. Drink anything to get them pissed. So thats the run down on the descriptions and where they hang out, now onto the pull. * The Pull If you are like myself and enjoy the The Typical bird, The Blonde Bimbo, The Model, The Intelligent bird And the Virgin then listen carefully. - First impressions All these women like nice dress sense and clean clothes, with a small investment you could be looking good and feeling great. I find that the best way to go unfortunatly is either the designer wear like Armarni, Calvin Klein, Ralph Lauren and Ben Sherman, or you could go the student way of combats, puffer jackets, and tight t-shirts. Now these should be clean and tidy, this is used for first impressions. I also would get a wallet that shows cards and money, fill the money section with maybe £20 in notes and the rest with ATM recipts. Also, a haircut like a crew cut or something that resembles that will look good. Make sure you brushed your teeth and have some deodrant on. Then select The Place... - The Place Try to get into the top places in town, try to stay out of the back street pubs as these can get pretty dodgy. Make sure you get a good seat or standing position, this should be near the bar, and surveying the dance floor. When you see a target go for The Look... - The Look First of all make sure theres no boy friends are about, or competition. One night I went out of my way to follow this group of blokes round all night, and every bird that they pointed out to each other i went over and talked to. By, the end of the night they were ready to kill me and my mates :) Also, try to catch there eye, dont feel embarressed, and if they do catch you eye, then smile, if you think your in there go and say The Line... - The Line Saunter over in a cool sort of way making sure she can see you, also make sure she can see what you are wearing this saves on embarressments of finding your clothes in the morning. I generally use a few lines, but any of them do. Feel free to experiment, your proberly not going to see them again so forget about being embarressed. Ask them if they are here by themselves (ignorance is pretty cool sometimes) Say "Hi my name is ......., whats yours" Or "Hi, how you doing" Then onto The Conversation... - The Conversation Make sure you keep the conversation to her, not yourself, comment her on whats she wearing, be inqusitive, build up a picture of what this girl does for a living, where she lives, and who her friends are... Keep it all her, her, her... Keep this up and eye contact, then ask her if she wants The Drink... - The Drink Buy her a drink, now this is important, buy the drink and then move somewhere quiet. This way you can see what she really looks like, finish your drink and the move onto The Dance Floor... - The Dance Floor Make sure you have finished your drink, abandone it if nessecary. On the dance floor keep eye contact, then dance up close, put your hands round her, and then just do what comes next, dont push her into anything, put pressure on as in moving close and doing dirty dancing moves, just relax. The Other Drinks... - The Other Drinks Get her to buy, if she asks you to buy her a drink while on the dance floor then fob it off saying 10 mins or something, then get back in with her, she will soon forget, then 5 mins later ask her for a drink... Now, the blonde bimbo will complain, but she will buy if you do the big puppy dog eyes, the rest of them except the model will buy, she expects to be bought for, but you can pull her round, if you keep asking, say please all the time, this will last all night, when it comes to The Goodnight... - The Goodnight Give her your mobile no. !!!!! first rule, never give your home number !!! Say goodnight, have a snog wait for her taxi/lift kiss her again, promise your fone. and wave, wait until the taxi/lift goes, then find your own lift, unless she lives near you, then get the same taxi, try to get her in the back, and still have a good snog, drop her where she lives, get out kiss her goodbye, say you will fone her and then get in the front and go home, or if you are lucky take her home, or go to her home, this is the better option, less stress and not worrying about her getting home in the morning. Make sure you use a condom, and be careful. Still dont give out your home fone, get up early in the morning, and get her some water, saying you didnt know what she drank ! Then go home, and promise to take her out The Next Night... - The Next Night Get a taxi, pick her up take her to a quiet pub which is still kicking but, have a good time keep eye contact all the time, and keep it about her. Play footsie, and be nice !!!! And remember you proberly wont see her ever again, so dont worry about feeling embarressed. The best quote that I ever was ever told was "Women want what you got", this my friends has taken me through life quite well, and has allowed me to pull all sorts of women. I only pass it on because some of you need it, and I feel that my techniques are just to cool to keep to myself. Good Luck. Slider - EOF - fjear sliders 3v1L W0m3n hax0r1nG tekniq!!!! <- Cyber0ptix