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This article will thoroughly detail the specs on a RML-DX800 ProSync Server, and all methods of rooting :) This sucker is found running a modified version of FreeBSD. Usually, they have a gay login (via telnet) that says something like: /-----\ | __ | | | | | | - / | / ro Sync. RML-DX800 | -- | | (c) 1998-1999 KPSX |_| My ascii art is gimpy, but you get the idea, the whole word(s) Pro Sync are in ascii. The stupidest thing about these boxes is since they are sold to fucking clubies who want a stable server, it comes with everything setup and preinstalled. There is a default root account, but its gimped for security in case managers donÆt change the root password, defaults to GodaBrie123 (prolly the name of the dep. chair). There are four other accounts you want to know. WebCast/WebCast - complete access to apache SysRight/SysRight - complete access, root, yet not gimped Control/Control - some stupid conf program, user accounts, etc General/General - another stupid conf program, but crappier More stuff to know: heh. Nothing. Managers use these as fucking boulders to manage stuff, never really check on em unless theyÆre some kind of high security place.. I love em to death. Uhm. Some stats? ok. ---->stats<--------------------------------- RML-DX800 ProSync Sortex Server --Main stuff Processor: 2 Alpha 21264s at 667MHz with 4MB L2 cache a piece Cooling: 2 re-engineered Kryotech Renegades, 2 copper heatsinks Motherboard: Alpha UP2000 motherboard Memory: Eight 256MB 100MHz ECC SDRAM DIMMs Case and Power: Amtrade 3200 Twin Server Chassis with PC Power and Cooling TwinPower 850Watt power supply --Storage RAID Controller: 2 Mylex ExtremeRAID 1100 with 64MB of cache Hard Drives: 12 Quantum Rushmore Ultra 5320 3.2Gig solid state drives 9 - Seagate Cheetah Ultra2-SCSI 36.4Gig drives CD-ROM: 6 Plextor 17/40X UltraPlex Wide Ultra - SCSI drives Tape Backup: Quantum DLT 8000 --Graphics & Imaging Video Card: Intense3D Pro 3400 PCI Printer: HP Color LaserJet 8500DN --Peripherals Network Card: 2 3Com 3C985B SX Gigabit Ethernet cards --Other Power: UPS APC Symmetra 16kVA Power Array OS: Gay FreeBSD hack ---->stats<--------------------------------- Ive only actually seen one of these bad ass mofos when I took a tour of the Chicago branch FBI building, in their "power room" as they call it. It was locked in a BULLET PROOF GLASS ROOM. It looked so sekzy I pooped my pants many many times. They said it was worth a shitload of money and that no one can touch it except the techs, who were a bunch of greasy retards with MCSE's. Notice I said the FBI building.. *COUGH COUGH* If you rooted this motherfucker, you would instantaneously blow up from the leetness-factor. b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! ____________________________________________________________________ [ 2:. û [Guide to Elcotel Payphones ] [The Clone] :. ] [webmaster@nettwerk.hypermart.net] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ _________________ Table of Contents _________________ * Introduction * Elcotel's International Corporate Customers * Elcotel Payphone Investment [Canada] * Hardware Details [9520C] * Components Catalog * Physical Administration * Elcotel 9520C Phone Seizing Problems * Remote Administration * Central Administration Computer(s) [9520C] * Web-site References * Payphone News: GrapeVine in Canada * Upcoming Projects * Credits * Conclusion _ -_- - Introduction - It's the year 2000 and I can say that without a doubt we are finally in the midst of a payphone revolution. For a greater majority of the 90's, there have been dozens of so-called "break-throughs" in the tele-communications industry's payphone sector. Some of these breakthroughs helped to shape the way we live by finding simple solutions to our complex problems by making the way we communicate convenient, easier, and more efficient. One key player in the innovation of the international payphone market is a company by the name of Elcotel Corporation (NASDAQ: ECTL). Elcotel, based in Sarasota Florida, has rewired the Digital Age and the rules of marketing by creating one-on-one relationships between businesses and the consumers they are trying to reach. In this document I will be lecturing on a wide variety of subjects concerning Elcotel's products, ranging from the basics to the more advanced information. All the information contained in this document has been either researched and/or discovered by myself or my associate, RT. Please Note: I've made every attempt possible to be accurate, so if for some reason I made an error please let me know by e-mailing me the details - I'll try to take every e-mail into consideration. -- - Elcotel's International Corporate Customers - Elcotel has a wide variety of Corporate Customers it deals with on a regular basis, and not a hell of a lot of people are really aware of who these customers are. In this section I've listed off every Corporation that currently has an account with Elcotel, including their account numbers all in alphabetical order. Use this information in any way you wish, but use it responsibly and legally. -------------------------------------------------------------------- --------- Account Account # ....... ....... ADITEL 1570101 AEC û SAUDI 1671701 AFRIC û MOROCCO 1500701 AMERICAN SAMOA 1682001 BARAINVER S.A. 1753001 BELIZE TELECOM 1505301 BERMUDA 1437501 CANADA PAYPHONE 1557701 CIMEX 1729501 COMTEL 1469701 CONECELL 1748801 DAEBONG 1760101 DATELCO 1738401 ENTEL 1682201 ERICSSON 1771701 GENESIS 1675601 ITG GROUP (IRELAND) 1739001 MKTC 1765801 MULTI-LINE 1612701 PALMETTO 1751101 PHILCOM 1628301 P T & T 1623601 QUADRUM 1246302 TELCEL 1751701 TELECTRONIC 1557401 TELEFONICA (MYSTIC) 1689401 TORTEL 1778001 TELEFONICA DEL SUR 1580301 TPPR 1729401 TRANSDATA 1520701 WCVC (Telefectivo) 1626301 [TOTAL = 31 International Corporate Customers (ICC)] --- - Elcotel Payphone Investment [Canada] - So you want to invest in an Elcotel payphone -- well you've came to the right place. In my humble opinion, Northern Telecom has somewhat of a monopoly on payphones/data terminals throughout Canada and I'd like to see some more competition from Canada Payphone Corporation. Available on Canada Payphones' web-site is a form that anyone (company) interested in purchasing an Elcotel series phone can do so by correctly filling it out. The form makes an inquiry about the following information: First Name: ____________________ Last Name: ____________________ Employer Name: ____________________ Employer Address: Street: ____________________ City: ____________________ Postal: __________ Province: ____________________ How did you hear of us? +*******************+ * Magazine * * Newspaper * * Television * * Referral * * URL/Search Engine * * Viewed product * +*******************+ How would you like us to contact you? +********+ * E-mail * * Phone * * Fax * * Mail * +********+ Please indicate telephone number where we can reach you: ____________________ At what time of day should we call you? +***********+ * Morning * * Afternoon * * Evening * +***********+ If you prefer to be contacted by fax, please indicate the number: ____________________ If you prefer e-mail correspondence, please provide your e-mail address: ____________________ Site Description: __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ # of payphones required: ______ When do you require these to be installed? ____________________ How many payphones are currently at your location? ______ Would you like information on our Public Internet Terminals? ( )Yes (*)No Are you presently in a contract with your payphone provider? ( )Yes ( )No (*)Unsure Please list any specific questions or comments below: __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ A CPC representative will respond to your request within 72 hours. NOTE: Required fields are followed by a check mark. Reset Send This form can be accessed at the following URL: http://www.canadapayphone.com/contact/request.htm - Hardware Details [9520C] - [_ Full Size Image: http://home.edmc.net/~theclone/Elcotel/attsilver.jpg _] 9520C Features: Stand-alone operation, no expensive platform fees Line-powered High speed modem decreases transmission time, thereby reducing polling and programming costs Supported by Elcotel's state-of-the-art, PNM Plus (Default software; PollQuest) LCD (line-powered) display augments audible (bi-lingual) instructions Speed dial buttons offer convenience and additional revenues when prompted to service providers Multiple payment methods accept coin, credit card, debit card, prepaid card and coinless transactions Digitally recorded, bi-lingual voice prompts provide user- friendly instructions in culturally diverse locations such as airports Standard integrated volume control button ensures ADA compliance Remotely downloadable operating system and site operational files Call diagnostic events recorder enable remote diagnostics and troubleshooting Flexible call routing One year warranty Handles unique call situations using priority parsing Internal Alarm reports (coin jam, vandalism, handset, inactivity, cash box level, etc.) Detailed call records management Full spectrum of answer supervision Modem telemetry for programming and cash box/alarm monitoring via computer Voice telemetry for programming and monitoring through the phone's keypad Specifications: --------------- Power: Telephone line-powered; 48 VDC line voltage (on hook), 23 mA loop current (off hook) FCC Registered Ringer Equivalency: 0.7B Chassis Weight: 2 lbs. Phone Weight: 49 lbs. 14.4 modem Handset: Hearing aid compatible Nine Button "Matrix" speed dial keypad Japanese Model Chips Motherboard Protected by Cash Box IDE Interface ABA magnetic Strip Card Reader Miscellaneous Hardware Information: ----------------------------------- Component Movement ------------------ Q: "What's that crazy noise I hear when I hang up the 9520C?" A: That noise you hear when you hang up the phone, is simply the Physical Component Switch (PCS) resetting the line after recognizing a dialtone. In addition, if you were to open up a 9520C model Elcotel and look inside, you would see a button which operates the Physical Component Switch labeled 'do not press'. Hmm... I've always wondered what would happen if I were to press it. ;-p Ring Back --------- All Elcotel 9520C payphones have a built in ringer though only approximately 10% of them actually ring when you call them up. A simple way to test if the 9520C phone you're using is part of the "10% ringing bracket" is to call it (number located on the phone) from another payphone next to it. If there isn't another payphone close to the Elcotel, which is not uncommon (marketing reasons), just use your cell phone and call the line up to test if the 9520C phones nearest YOU can ring! How many Nortel Millenniums do you know of that ring, let alone answer with a modem carrier when you call them up? NONE. .. For a description of the Elcotel Eclipse, read the 'Product Speculation' section on my document: 'CPC; Elcotel Eclipse Smart Phone' at: http://home.edmc.net/~theclone/Elcotel/cpc_eclipse.txt - Components Catalog - Below is a list of the payphone components you can purchase from Elcotel Corporation. I've listed off the URL's rather than the actual parts, because the web-site is constantly changing and new parts are being added almost daily. At the present time, on-line ordering isn't available from Elcotel's web-site. How to place an order: E-mail lperez@elcotel.com with your first and last name, your address, and the part number(s) of the products you wish to purchase. You will receive an e-mail back from her requesting credit card information. (So much for secure transactions, eh?) Kits ---- Kits of Parts - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=11 Loud Button Retrofit Kits - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=12 _-_ Major Subassemblies ------------------- 70C Dial - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=5 Coin Cover Units - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=4 Coin Dial Units - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=6 Coin Path - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=2 Control and Signaling - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=3 Handsets - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=7 Hopper Coin Assembly - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=1 _-_ Replacement Parts & Accessories ------------------------------- Parts & Accessories - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=9 _-_ Security Devices ---------------- Doors, Locks & Other Phone Security Devices - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=9 _-_ Tools ----- Tools, Gauges & Materials - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=10 _-_ - Physical Administration - Physical Administration of the Elcotel Payphone has got to be the most exhilarating experiences in the Research and Development of the Elcotel Payphone. Using this brand new hi-tech equipment, learning the ins and outs, hacking it, and documenting it all as a pioneer explorer is absolutely incredible. As noted in the 'Hardware Details' section above, the Elcotel 9520C contains two alarms to help detect vandalism and to help discourage theft of the equipment. The main alarm is within the actual phone itself, and if set off for a various reason will send a distress message to the central NCC computer at Canada Payphone Corporation. Canada Payphone if you don't know, is our country's lovely distributors of Elcotel Payphones. Canada Payphone, located in Burnaby British Columbia, will receive this distress message on their computers which then automatically register everything about the phone (including the location). Canada Payphone will then contact either a security company which was contracted by them, or AT&T security who run their data/voice lines. Several minutes later, either the contracted security company or AT&T will take a stroll on by to the premises and investigate the matter. Big trouble for the guy who set that alarm off! :-/ -- Hired contractors for Canada Payphone routinely do physical administration on the phones - installing, programming them, collecting the money, and everything and anything that they are required to do in their job description. Because these contractors are usually lonely guys who have to run around all the time working with machines, they long for human interaction. That is how my associate RT was able to snag some useful information. All he did was walk up to the guy fixing the phone and started a conversation with him. In a calm manner, RT asked several questions about the phones which the contractor was glad to share with him. The information he gave RT has been added to various sections of this document, and for that we THANK HIM. :) -- Alarm PIN Information --------------------- Disabling the alarm on the Elcotel series phones, is relatively simple. What you're required to enter is a three digit PIN, which if correctly entered, will turn off the local alarm in the phone. This means that the static connection from the phone to Canada Payphone's NCC computer in Burnaby BC will be cut off. However, if you enter an incorrect PIN you'll get an error message on the display. (1) How do I disable the alarm? - By picking up the receiver on the phone, pressing #, and entering the three digit PIN. (2) How do I know I'm doing it correctly? - You'll know you're doing it correctly when you see ### on the display... the ### represent the PIN. If you entered the right PIN, the display message will say "OK". (3) What is the PIN? - Canada Payphone, (being the obvious guys that they are) decided to choose a PIN code that would be easy to remember so they picked 'CPC' as the PIN code. CPC standing for Canada Payphone Corporation, wh00p. (4) How do I enable the alarm again? - Pick up the receiver (if it was hung up) and type #CPC. - Then hang up the receiver and try to wait for at least twenty seconds before using the phone again. Why? You have to give the phone some time to reconfigure itself. - You'll know you can use the phone again when you hear the components in the Elcotel shifting. -- Administration PIN Information ------------------------------ The benefit of Physical Administration over Remote Administration is that you're not required to enter an ID of some sort before entering the PIN. What you're required to enter is an eight digit PIN, which if correctly entered, will allow you to open the phones' case granting you full access to the Elcotel's administration system. Giving you the ability to: - empty out the cash box - change screen messages - administrate rate tables - see how many calls were made with the phone in a given time period - see how many days the phone has not been in use - debit card information - several security parameters - etcetera -- - Elcotel 9520C Phone Seizing Problems - 9520C Phone Seizing Problem #1 ------------------------------ - On the Elcotel 9520C model phones which haven't been upgraded with the the new "fool-proof chip" have a severe flaw; Recently Canada Payphone decided that it would have its calls routed through AT&T's switching system instead of their own. The reason for this may be due to AT&T's size and ability to handle several calls without getting the 'bottle-neck' problem like Canada Payphone may have had. Now due to this change-over, a problem occurred with the 9520C model Elcotel's causing a line-seizing problem. Essentially this problem would allow a phreaker to exploit it to make as many free local phone calls as they wished. This is how it's done: - Pick up the receiver - Enter 25ó for the call - Call someone, and be sure they hang up the telephone after the call is completed. - The line will not be seized at this time, the mouthpiece will not be muted, but the keypad will be disabled. - With the receiver still in your hand, place your tone dialer on the mouth piece and begin to punch in a phone number or play the pre- programmed DTMF tones. Either way should work successfully. Remember that this trick will not work on ALL 9520C series Elcotel payphones. ONLY the 9520C's that haven't had their chip upgraded to prevent this type of fraud will work. ++ Note: Sometimes when dialing a number with the 9520C phone you will get a number that is either 'Not In Service' or 'Cannot Be Completed', the line might not hang itself up. In this case, you could use the same techniques documented above to exploit the seizing problem and make free local calls. ++ 9520C Phone Seizing Problem #2 ------------------------------ - On the Elcotel 9520C model phones which have been upgraded with the the new "fool-proof chip" have a severe flaw; The new chips in the Elcotel 9520C's apparently fixed 30% of the phones in Canada which allow the use of a tone-dialer to make "free local calls" when a line doesn't seize properly. The newer chips apparently do not allow the use of a keypad or DTMF tones in the chance that the line does not seize after a call is completed, thus securing the flaw. However, there is a way around the newer chips' "security features". If done correctly, the trick will allow a phreaker to exploit a different type of line seizing problem unknown by the Telco and unrecognized by the newer 9520C chips. This is how it's done: - Pick up the receiver - Dial '611' (don't worry it's toll-free) - Immediately after, press the bi-lingual button (English to French) located next to the phones' keypad. If done correctly, the payphone will reset causing the connection through AT&T's (the CO) SS7 based switching to end. - At this point you can use the keypad to dial any local number you wish. - Or use a tone-dialer by placing it on the mouth piece of the receiver and begin to punch in a local phone number, or simply play the pre-programmed DTMF tones. The only explanation I have for why the Elcotel 9520C resets the line causing a seizing problem, is due to Elcotel's inability to develop a chip that prevents various types of payphone fraud. If Elcotel can simply keep its promise of developing so-called "fraud resistant" payphones by having regular security audits before they ship their products to their corporate customers, then they wouldn't have to worry about lost revenue caused by phreakers who abuse these vulnerabilities. It's only common sense, RIGHT PEOPLE?! :) - Remote Administration - In my previous document titled 'CPC; Elcotel Eclipse Smart Phone' I gave mention about how one could remotely administer a payphone as long as they had the proper knowledge to do so. I briefly explained that you'd be required to have the payphones' uniquely assigned number, the software to administer it and the ID/PIN to do so. In the document I mentioned that once inside the system you'd have the ability to change rate tables, change scrolling messages, turn the payphone on, etc. It's been five months since that document was written, and the information that I gave was only general and didn't give specific system details. What have I discovered/accomplished since then? ----------------------------------------------- %% Payphone Numbers %% - I now have a list of several Elcotel 9520C payphone numbers which several people have helped me compile. At the moment I have Canadian payphone numbers from Calgary, Edmonton, Vancouver, and Victoria. The number of payphones listed so far is in the twenties, and it keeps on growing. The document (Elcotel CPC 9520C; National COCOT Number Compilation) can be seen by visiting: http://home.edmc.net/~theclone/Elcotel/elcotel_compilation.txt %% Software %% In December of 1999, I started to get into the software side of it all and posted several different Remote Administration programs on Nettwerked for download. The programs made it easier for the phreak and hacker to get into the core of the Elcotel system without worrying about having to search for them. PNM Plus is a simple stripped down Administration Tool which can be used on the Elcotel. The minimum requirement however is that you have Windows 3.11. Download: http://thehomeworkpage.tripod.com/pnmdemo.tar.gz - PollQuest Version 1.6.0 (Commercial Release) or 'International Payphone Network Management System' is a nice full software package (beta) used for administering the Elcotel, and is the default program used on the 9520C models. Download: ftp://www.elcotel.com/beta/190_158991 - Other software packages to look for: * Coin Net - http://www.elcotel.com/Products/software_detail.asp?id=8 * Expressnet - http://www.protelinc.com * PNMPLUS Lite - http://www.elcotel.com/Products/software_detail.asp?id=7 * Pronet - http://www.protelinc.com/PROTELInt/pronet/fpronet.htm * Telelink - available for download at http://www.ernesttelecom.com %% Remote Administration %% ID -- When connected to the Elcotel Payphone remotely, you'll be prompted for an Identification number. Now from what we're aware of, the ID numbers are assigned differently in accordance to the location of the payphone. Also, from what we were told by Elcotel installers (they're great for insider information) the Elcotel Remote Identification numbers range from 8000 and up. Knowing this, we can presumably say that all ID's are programmed to be four digits - or at least four digits by default. PIN -- One hunch I have is that the PIN alpha-numeric codes used for Remotely Administering the Elcotel payphones are exactly the same number of digits (8) one would be required to enter if they wanted to carry out Physical Administration. Remote Administration PIN codes using a Canada wide default, are programmed into all Elcotel Payphones? Perhaps, and the assumption isn't too broad either if we consider there is a default PIN used for physically disabling the Elcotel alarm (see Physical Administration). %% Software Options %% Previously I gave reference to Rate Tables, but the information given was a tad too general and didn't talk in enough detail to help the reader clearly understand what they'd be in for once they connected to the payphone remotely. Below is the actual table options from one of the many Remote Admin Software C programs accessible and fully available on my preliminary archive: http://home.edmc.net/~theclone/2nd_gen/c_files/c_scripts.html <!-- Cut phong1.scn --!> Option info OPTION FILE ........=############ (####) Next Date Phone Call In =!%%/%%/%%! RATE FILE ..........=############ (####) Next Time Phone Call In =!%%:%%! EXCEPTION TABLE .....=############ (####) No. Days Bump Call In =## LOOKUP TABLE .......=############ (####) POLL INTERRUPT DISABLE ..<->#### DIAL STRINGS .......=############ (####) Enable History logging ..<->#### RATE OVERRIDE ......=############ (####) Enable CDR [UP+CLEAR] ...<->#### CCR TABLE ..........=############ (####) Cash Box records to save ..=## VOICE FILE .........=############ (####) Days for no activity ......=## IPIN TABLE .........=############ (####) Nickel equiv. for full CB =## SECURITY PARAMETERS =############ (####) DEBIT CARD TABLE ...=############ (####) DISPLAY option on ph.....<->#### </Cut phong1.scn> Browsing over this table, we see there are so many different options. Not only that, but the options available are surely useful for anyone wishing to collect information on Canada Payphone customers. - Central Administration Computer(s) [9520C] - All Elcotel 9520C series phones are pre-programmed to collect statistics about the amount of money they made, how many calls were placed (and for how long), how many days the phone has gone without use, and so on. You'd wonder how Canada Payphone would get this information, right? What they have done is programmed all the 9520C Elcotel's to directly send all its statistical information to the headquarters of Canada Payphone via modem - 14.4 data-transmission twice or more a month. The headquarters, in Burnaby British Columbia, have a central administration computer (or computers) which store the history every 9520C payphone statistic ever generated within Canada. If you were wondering what specific number the payphone calls in order to send the statistics, the carrier number is (604)-717-6532. When you call that number up with the Elcotel 9520C phone, you are given a credit of between 5-20 cents - on the display timer which usually counts the number of minutes a user is on the phone was instead counting down from 40 minutes. Which brings me to the assumption that the maximum amount of time it takes for the 9520C to send all of its statistical information to the HQ is approximately 40 minutes in length. - Web-site References - Useful Sites: Canada Payphone Corporation: http://www.canadapayphone.com/ Elcotel Coinless Services: http://ecs.elcotel.com/ Elcotel Coinless Services Overview: http://ecs.elcotel.com/overview/index.htm Elcotel Telecommunications: http://www.elcotel.com/ Hack Canada (Our Local Telco): http://www.hackcanada.com/telco/index.html Nettwerked (Elcotel Research [and Development]): http://nettwerk.hypermart.net/files/index.html#Elcotel_Research - Payphone News: GrapeVine in Canada - Press Release: http://www.elcotel.com/ectl/GrapevinePressReleases/BassPressRelease. htm Contacts: Michael Boyle Elcotel, Inc. (941) 758-0389 George Stolpe GWS & Company, Inc. (941) 925-0418 ELCOTEL, INC. TO PROVIDE NEW GRAPEVINETM NETWORK TERMINALS TO ALL BASS HOTELS & RESORTS PROPERTIES IN CANADA Through Agreement With Canada Payphone Corporation, Elcotel To Deploy Up To 10 Interactive Terminals In Each of 230 Bass Hotels and Resorts Properties SARASOTA, FL, January 20, 2000 Elcotel, Inc. (NASDAQ: ECTL) announced today it will deploy its interactive GrapevineTM network terminals in all 230 Bass Hotels & Resorts Properties in Canada, including Inter-Continental, Crowne Plaza, Holiday Inn, Holiday Inn Express and Staybridge Suites by Holiday Inn properties. Each hotel and resort will have up to 10 state-of-the-art GrapevineTM terminals installed. The contract is the latest development in Elcotels previously announced agreement with Canada Payphone Corporation (CPC) to purchase 45,000 GrapevineTM network terminals and services valued in excess of $125 million over five years. CPC has the exclusive rights to deploy and market the GrapevineTM network terminals in the Canadian market in an Alliance Partnership with AT&T Canada. CPCs agreement with Bass Hotels & Resorts Properties is a major step forward in the acceptance of GrapevineTM as the public communications portal of the 21st century, said Michael Boyle, president and chief executive officer of Elcotel. Over the coming months, the Canadian market will be among the first to access the power of personalized content, information services and e-commerce capabilities from a public phone. We are pleased to partner with both Bass Hotels & Resorts and CPC in this major evolution of how, when and why consumers use public communications to make their lives easier. Bass Hotels & Resorts is pleased to offer its customers state-of-the-art public communications, said Les Gable, senior manager, hotel telecommunications, for Bass Hotels & Resorts. We believe this will greatly enhance our guests experience and further position Bass Hotels & Resorts as the premier choice for travelers and business professionals alike. GrapevineTM combines traditional payphone capabilities with sponsor-paid advertising and content, e-commerce and personalized information services from the Internet in a public access setting. The GrapevineTM terminal network is powered by e-PrismTM, Elcotels comprehensive system for back office support and content management. This proprietary system manages the terminals and is designed to tailor advertising messages and future sponsor-paid content for each individual terminal Elcotel, Inc., based in Sarasota, Florida, is a leader in providing public access telecommunications networks and management services for both domestic and international wireline and wireless communication networks. Visit Elcotels corporate website at www.elcotel.com. With over 2,800 hotels and 450,000 guest rooms in more than 90 countries and territories, Bass Hotels & Resorts has an established, international brand-name property to suit every guests service, amenity and lodging needs. Each year, more than 150 million people stay at a hotel or resort bearing one of the Bass Hotels & Resorts lodging brands. Bass Hotels & Resorts is the hotel business of U.K.-based Bass PLC. Bass PLC American Depository Receipts trade on the New York Stock Exchange under the symbol BAS. The following are some of the service marks owned by Bass Hotels & Resorts, Inc., its subsidiaries or affiliates: Holiday Inn«, Crown Plaza«, Holiday Inn Select«, Holiday Inn Garden CourtSM, Holiday Inn SunSpree« Resorts, Staybridge SuitesSM, Holidex«, Priority Club« Worldwide, Inter-Continental«, Forum«, and Six Continents Club«. Bass Hotels & Resorts Inc. offers information and reservations capability on its pages on the World Wide Web www.holidayinn.com for Holiday Inn hotels www.hiexpress.com for Holiday Inn Express hotels, www.crowneplaza.com for Crowne Plaza Hotels and Resorts, www.staybridge.com for Staybridge Suites, and www.interconti.com for Inter-Continental Hotels and Resorts. Canada Payphone Corporation is the leading national competitive pay telephone service provider (CPTSP) and the exclusive provider installing AT&T Canada branded payphones and interactive public Internet kiosks across Canada. CPC along with its Alliance Partner AT&T Canada provides new and innovative high quality payphone products and services. Canada Payphone Corporation with offices located in Toronto and Vancouver is a public company traded on the CDNX symbol CPY. For more information, visit CPCs web site at www.Canadapayphone.com. Statements contained in this release may contain forward-looking information regarding the Companys plans, projections, or future performance, which involve certain risks and uncertainties that could cause the CompanyÆs actual results to differ materially from those expected by the Company. These risks and uncertainties include the risk of adverse regulatory action affecting the Company and the CompanyÆs customers, risk of competition, risk of obsolescence of the CompanyÆs products, and other uncertainties detailed in the CompanyÆs filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission. - Upcoming Projects - In the upcoming months you can expect me to be involved in several Elcotel projects, which for the most part will coincide with topics or past projects written in this documentation. The upcoming projects in this section are only a general idea of what is to come in the near future. My ideas and plans change without warning, meaning that I cannot guarantee anything that I boast about in this section. ` Audio samples to be added to Nettwerked [The Clone] ` Elcotel Central Administration datatapping (A "how to" manual) [The Clone] ` Miscellaneous Elcotel information to be added to this document [RT/The Clone] ` "PROJECT: Elcotel 9520C skan of (780)-420-9XXX" [The Clone] ` + much more! - Credits - I'd like to personally thank my associate 'RT' for working with me to learn everything there is to know about the Elcotel series phones, and of course for his contributions to this file. - Conclusion - In conclusion, I'd just like to note that this document will be updated periodically as I learn more about the Elcotel payphones' architecture and its security parameters. As Elcotel Telecommunications develops more technically advanced communication devices (ie. GrapeVine - 05/00), you can be damn sure I'll be the one hacking it and writing another document to share with the rest of the phreaking community. 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Connected to 63.25.236.53 Login: root Password: Last login: Sun Apr 23 13:24:40 2000 from :0 [root@1Cust59 ~]# whoami root [root@1Cust59 ~]# who root tty1 Apr 23 16:12 root pts/2 Apr 24 13:31 (dialup5.naboo.kingston-internet.net) [root@1Cust59 ~]# BitchX bash: BitchX: command not found [root@1Cust59 ~]# ping -f yahoo.com PING yahoo.com (204.71.200.245): 56 data bytes ...................................................................... ...................................................................... ...................................................................... ...................................................................... ...................................................................... ...................................................................... ...................................................................... ...................................................................... ...................................................................... ...................................................................... ............................................................... --- yahoo.com ping statistics --- 764 packets transmitted, 0 packets received, 100% packet loss [root@1Cust59 ~]# echo Next time you install Slackware, make sure you set a root password you dumb fuck > /mnt/DOS_hda1/windows/desktop/you_got_owned.txt [root@1Cust59 ~]# shutdown -r 2 [root@1Cust59 ~]# rm -rf /* This system is going down for reboot NOW!! 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Well, if it is on a good old NT, then hell yeah is possible. Is possible with winblows 9x, but I am not going to get into it. Most skools don't fucking know what the hell linux is. My skool doesn't :). My skool run on NT 4 and I think whoever set up the network is an idiot. He left print and file sharing. On the first day of skool. I was checking shit out and already the REGEDIT32 is open for screw up. Requirement : NT 4 (window 9x is okay) file and printer sharing puter (duh!) LAN up (really?) To check rather your skool puter are NT 4, simply wait for the screen to bootup and see. If it is then YAY!! Then you go to dos prompt if it is not blocked. If it is and u can get into explorer then do so and find it. Else, look for Netscape and go to c:/winnt/system32 and search for commnd prompt. If you dunno cause you're a dumbass then look for qbasic.exe hidden in c:/winnt/system32. After run it and type "SHELL" without quote and run it. There you got into DOS. Happy? Not really... moving on, we check if we're connected on LAN we use the "net view" command. IF so, you should see a list of computer you're hook up with. To see if you're share with em, net view a certain computer and see in the MAC contain 20...I dink...I forgot :), If so, the last part is to use "net use" to connect it. for example you can connect to a computer doing this. net view g: \\0wn then the computer 0wn would be your G: drive. Last part is to see if they have password. if so brute force it. But majority they don't cause they're worthless piece of shit! Okay that you learn new skills today, lets move on. Most of the time your school computer is connected to a main computer. This is when the fun begins. PLEASE DO DESTROY STUFF FOR THE PHUN OF IT!! haha, just kidding man. Anyway, see what they have. IF u love website defacing and want to do something similar, you can see if the background hooked up to the main server. Hey it happen to my skool computer. After, you download the background graphic and change the shit. After you would have to copy it back to the drive you mapped. Okay once that is done then pray that they didn't log you down. Once u did all that then wait till the next day where all the computer reboot, and BAM! your nice background displaying on all computer system. Kinda lame, but it proof thatÆs leaving sharing is bad. Something little like this can lead to total catastrophe. Maybe you can tell your teacher that you did this and they will let you be NT admin. haha doubt it. 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AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in. 3. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old diskettes. The customer had stuck labels on the diskettes, then rolled them into his typewriter to type on the labels. 4. Another customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later, a letter arrived from the customer along with photocopies of the floppies. 5. A Dell technician advised a customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and crossing the room to close the door to his room. 6. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the tech discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key. 7. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually. 8. A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and an invalid". The tech explained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn't be taken personally. 9. A confused caller to IBM was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said it "couldn't find printer". The user had tried turning the computer screen to face the printer, but that his computer still couldn't "see" the printer. 10. An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get her new Dell computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happened." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer's mouse. 11. Another customer called Compaq Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked, "What Power switch?" 12. True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support ?" Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?" Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?" Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer." Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show?" Caller: "It came with my computer. I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it." At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. He was laughing too hard. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive! 13. Another IBM customer had trouble installing software and rang for support. " I put in the first disk, and that was OK. It said to put in the second disk, and I had some problems with that disk. When it said to put in the third disk - I couldn't even fit it in...." The user hadn't realized that "Insert Disk 2" meant to remove Disk 1 first. b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! ____________________________________________________________________ [ 6:. - [ the complete 0wnage guide ] [tak] :. ] [tak@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ do, you wanna show your teachers that they know....nothing? wanna show them that you 0wn them, and make them ph33r????? wanna walk around school and going up to the cute chix0rs, & get them with your sleek k-rad hax0r stylish moves!$%?@#?@? Well then follow everything I say in this article, and then they will fear(or make text line up at the end like I do!!) I bet this is the longest fuckin sentence you've ever seen! FoolProof: Bah, my school, and almost every school i've been to runs Fool Proof Security There are like super++ ninja ways around this, and all..Some I have conquered in the last few days, in writing this! FoolProof may be fool proof, but who's sayin your a fool? ok... !unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf! You boot up, and all, and the crazy's locked up the desktop so you can't bust out your sleek h4x0r l1ke skillz. First thing, if you wanna put the school in fear mode, you can change the start menu size! when you normally try, it just goes back to its original, normal size! To k-rad hax0rate this ghetto feature you RIGHT CLICK, then LEFT CLICK when still holding the right button down and drag it to a cool size, like 50% of the screen! Fear that Mrs Johnson!@$#%#$% Now you say, I hax0red the start task bar, now what....I can not h4x0r the BG of the desktop....wrong again@$% like...this one only works on some computers if you go to like start, then programs, then games, and you see a Puzzle game in there, you are a true h4x0r, open it up, and in like options it will allow you to open a bitmap to puzzlize! open like a file you edited in ghetto paint and saved on a floppy, you donÆt actually have to play with this image but you then go into the options menu or something, and click Save As, and save it as the background picture!!! fear me fear me... ThatÆs as far as I got with makin my own desktop themes, in computer class, but nows where the fun starts!@#$$@ NOVELL: If you got Novell network shit, this worked for me once, and like I think that allot of schools are dumb like this, when the login screen pops up, login as Admin, and for the password type: password this may work, because it might be the default login, it was at my school... and then the teachers didnÆt edit it cause they login as THEIR accounts, usually their first initial, followed, by their last name. Now you got m0re power than your teacher, you should like maybe set up an account with read/write privileges, incase they change the PW. I donÆt know, it may be a bad idea, but who knows...If that did not work, then look around, try the ninja MS word trick in the last b0g issue. If the school is cool enuff to let you have ms- dos, you are in luck...though that foolproof crap won't let you do crap in dos either, there is 1 hole that I caught, with my k-rad unix like skillz, at the prompt, I tried cat did not work, so then I was like oh! DOS, and typed echo, it replied "Echo on" I was like stupid slut now I typed echo "1 y 4m j00r g0d" and it echoed it, so I was like wow lemme bust out my cool file thingy dillingy, and I typed echo "" > c:\coolfiletodel and it made that file new style, I was like wow$%% so I tried to echo over an existing file(c:\autoexec.bat) and it worked!#$%@#$% now fool proof still ran next time, so I figure like doing some more ghetto registry editing, and crazy stuff like that...I cd to a network drive, and it puts me in Z:\public\ h0h0h im in public, mad w4r3z 0-day shit there, and I did a dir *.exe /p and busted out some really cool shit, first there was send, I read that help file, and I then typed send "fuck off" EVERYONE /B and heard allot of bings, and like some freak sent this message saying "fuck off" to everyone! the teacher was amazed I was like whoa, and all the computers said STUDENT[44] fuck off I was like ! I think I am student 44 h0h0h0h they can trace me, I fear, IÆm busted, but she didnÆt! I then realized, your number goes with login, not always that the last person to login is the highest number, I guess its random, but I then use the ninja skillz to send computer 44 a message, from the one next to me, and then I got a message! fear that fools. SEND "hi tak" 44 /B and b00m, I got the msg and in it was that computers number, it works!#@$% so then I look in z/public again, and see whoami.exe, and like DOH its easy like that, run it, and it'll say connection: 44 and thatÆs your number, if you wanna send msges!@#$ now you can k-rad h4x0r the chicks, and send them msges, just like Kevin Picknik @$@# your a true h4x0r now. There is like another program called NLIST.exe and you can see all devices, and users on the network or something NLIST * will do it so you can see the teachers login, and brute force it! there is also a thingy called NETUSER.exe witch you can edit setting, and shit, set msges to off, so when tak is sitting next to you sending you 0-day through msges, you can like not be annoyed by it..Also remember you are logged in as student or whatever.. so you in fact are that user, and you can control him, you can change your PW cause you are him, and thatÆs like npass.exe or some shit, and IÆm guessing you can like kill processes, maybe like everyoneÆs processes, since they are all you...in a way h3h donÆt know yet...Now if y0u cr4ck r00t, there's an 0-dayz0r joint called NETADMIN.exe, and you run it, GUI style, and like edit shit, add yourself, and do all that ghetto shit that we love to do! I know, I just like thought of an idea, if j00r root, like do a su, or like find out the teachs password, or change it, and send a message to everyone saying "I am a loser!" and like the people will fear, and then like change her password, and msg her "y0u are 0wned" and as they look around, say "I see you but you cant see me!" and she will like shrivel up and die. Until everyoneÆs laughing at the message from her, and your the only one whistling, that could give it away, they will then change the admin password, and h4x0r you out, good thing you got your fuday backup account ready, with all permissions, so you can change it again & send her something like "j00 cann0t st0p m3h!@$#" and they will be 0wned2x@#$ if none of these work, that's cause IÆm a complete retard, and you should walk up to your teacher, and kick her, and say "g1b m3 tha c0dez f00" and then you do not need to do all this h4x0ring, you got the Gibson password fools@#$%@#$ b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12ft 4 in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7 mph. ____________________________________________________________________ [ 7:. - [ hacking internet explorer ] [HuSoft] :. ] [husoft@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ I was wondering how to change that Internet Explorer name that appear every time I open my browser... here I will show you how to do it: 1. Go to the Registry Editor *. Start *. Run *. Regedit 2. Go to: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main 3. Right Click on "Window Title'' 4. Left Click on Modify 5. Chose the name u want to put HuSoft RuleZ (#ro0t, #HNC, #hackphreak, #hacktech (Undernet Servers)) b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! ____________________________________________________________________ [ 8:. - [ Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles ] [chris] :. ] [chris@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ Foreword Welcome children, welcome. This the story of a group of 4 turtles - predecessors of the well known Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yes, hiding in the depths of the alleyways in New York City - are the Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles. Because of their extremely dark complexions, they were shunned by the city, the state, the world. Indeed, we can all look past the species.. but black people have no place above the grounds here in the U.S.! On to the T.M.N.T. chronicles... Before we begin let's take a quick looks at the characters.. The left column are the original characters and the right column are the 'niggerized' characters. ________________________________ Donatello - Coonatello Leonardo - LowRideO Michaelangelo - MickeyJigallo Raphael - Crackael Shredder - ShitNigga Splinter - Splinter-X Rocksteady - CrackBaby Bebop - 8-ball April - Aprilneeka Krang - Crank Casey Jones - Jerry Curl _________________________________ Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles Niggers smoking crackpipes.. Turtle power! They're the world's most trashy, scumbag team (We're really hip!) They're niggers in a half-shell, they're not clean (Hey - get a grip!) When the evil ShitNigga attacks These Turtle boys shoot him in the back! Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles.. Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles.. Splinter-X taught them to be a ninja team! (He's a radical Paki!) Coonatello deals, LowRideO pimps his steel! (That's a fact, Jack!) Crackael is a nigger jew! (Gimme a break!) MickeyJiggalo is a nigger too! (Party!) Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles Niggers smoking crackpipes.. Turtle power! Scene 1 - The CrackPad Our Teenage Nigger heroes (Coonatello, LowRideO, MickeyJiggalo, Crackael) lie in the west side of New York City, conversing with their Muslim leader Splinter-X. Their crackpad, coated in grime and nigger residue, has long since been shut down and quarantined. Deep inside the bowels of the confinement, they hide in the shadows, dealing crack to young nigger children and shooting themselves full of heroine. LowRideO: Hey yo nigger! Pass me some of dat shit! MickeyJiggalo: Fuck ya'll man. This shit be mine homes. Splinter-X: Please, you all must learn to live in harmony with the world and help people. Coonatello: Shut yo nappy rat ass up. Coonatello pulls out his .44 and caps the Paki in the head. Coonatello: Motha Fucka! He been holdin us back ya'll! Look where we at! We in some fucking shitty crackhouse where no one be comin to! We need to get our shit out on the street niggaz! Crackael: DIIIIID SOME-SOME ONE SAY A MOTHERFUCKING WORD CRACK MOTHA FUCKAZ? I HEARD CRACK@#^@^! MickeyJiggalo: Shut yo fool head up, man. You caint be consuming all our shit that's why we ain't neva make no money sellin crack fool! Crackael: DIIIIID SOME-SOME ONE SAY A MOTHERFUCKING WORD CRACK MOTHA FUCKAZ? I HEARD CRACK@#^@^! With that, the turtles leave their crackpad and venture on to the streets of New York City. Scene 2 - NYC Streets LowRideO: Aiight Niggaz. This how it's going down: Coon, you take the abandoned warehouse on 1st street, Mickey, you take the whole road the 32nd Precinct is on, Crackael.. you take the school, and I'll take the Abandoned warehouse on 2nd street. We'll meet back at dis motha fucka in 5 hourz! Crackael, being the brains of the group speaks up of the flaw in the plan. Crackael: MAN.. WHAT THE HELL YOU TALKING BOUT SMACK NIGGA FUCKA??!?$^@ YOU-YOU-YOU CAIN'T BE SENDING M-ME TO NO SCHOOL GROUNDS.. NO BUSINESS WILL BE THERE MOTHA RICE PICKA! LowRideO: Good thinkin yo! You take the abandoned warehouse on 3rd street! With that they dispurse and strut to their locations. 5 hours later.. The turtles regroup and calculate their profits. LowRideO: Yo Crackael! What - What the fuck happened to MickeyJiggalo and Coonatello yo?! Crackael: YO MAN!! I-I DUNNO YO! FUCKIN YEAH SHIT RICE PICKERS DISSAPEARED MOTHER FUCKA! Suddenly, a figure appears atop the winding trail of worn pavement. The sun is setting, casting the figure in a black shadow. As he draws nearer, LowRideO notices he's dragging something rather heavy with him.. LowRideO: Coonatello! What the fuck - MickeyJiggalo! What the fuck happened yo? Coonatello: Man, you sent this motha fucka to the cop street! 2 minutes into a deal these blues pull out a shotgun and cap his ass! LowRideO glances down at Mickey and notices he's gushing nigga blood all over the place. LowRideO: How many times did those fuckas shoot him?! Coonatello: I don't know mang! I heard about 41 gunshots yo! I had to drag his 467 pound fat ass all the way from 1st street! MickeyJiggalo: A-A-Avenge my death.. ni-niggaz.. With that a dark stream of blood trickles from his mouth and he takes his last breath. LowRideO: Yo, let's get the fuck out of here man! With the emerging sirens in the background, the 3 remaining turtles head back to their crackpad to develop a better plan. Scene 3 - Back at the CrackPad Coonatello: Mang, yo, g, homie, funk.. I don't know what the hell went wrong wit dat plan, yo. LowRideO: Me either, fucka! It was fool-proof! Three abandoned warehouses and a cop street mang! Jerry Curl: You need to visit more populated area, man! The turtles turn in surprise to the voice.. A well dressed white man, with gold decorating himself all over, stand in the door frame. LowRideO: Who the FUCK is dis chump ass white boy? Jerry Curl: This CHUMP can make your nigger ass some money, in return for a few favors. Coonatello: Mang, what you talkin about, we doing fine! LowRideO: Shut up! What favors do we need to do? Jerry Curl: You'll be slaves, picking cotton on my plantation. LowRideO: What can you do for us, mang? Jerry Curl: I can pay you in small amounts and make you work long tedious hours with little food. Coonatello: Man, we already got all that! We wan't sumtin else you crack fool! Crackael: DIIIIID SOME-SOME ONE SAY A MOTHERFUCKING WORD CRACK MOTHA FUCKAZ? I HEARD CRACK@#^@^! Jerry Curl pulls out his .357 magnum and shoots Crackael in the forehead. He drops to the ground with a thud. Jerry Curl: First we rid ourselves of the crack head. The two remaining turtles glance at each other in horror and remain quiet. Jerry Curl: Now, get in my car boys, we're going for a ride. Don't forget to sit on the plastic you niggers! With that, the three pile into Jerry Curl's 1995 Buick LeSabre. Jerry Curl: Actually, get in the trunk you fools. You're already stinking my car up! Keep reading b0g for part two of the Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles chronicles! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! ____________________________________________________________________ [ 9:. - [ weird news ] [k-rad-bob] :. ] [k-rad-bob@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ - At a high-school basketball game in February, Oklahoma City Police officer Eldridge Wyatt became dissatisfied that no fouls were being called on "No. 21" and walked onto the court to point out the player's elbowing to the referees. When referee Stan Guffey told Wyatt to leave the officiating to him, Wyatt arrested Guffey. Guffey was unarrested a few minutes later so that the game could continue, but when a reporter asked Wyatt after the game what had happened, Wyatt tried to arrest him, too. - Lynne F. Herron, 33, was hired recently as a municipal bus driver in Cleveland by the Regional Transit Authority. She had just been fired as a municipal train driver after an accident that injured 14 people, which she caused by deliberately disengaging a safety system. The city's labor contract requires that anyone fired for a train accident be rehired as a bus driver. - A West Chester, Pa., urologist reported in an issue of `Medical Aspects of Human Sexuality' last year that a man had checked himself into an emergency room with pain resulting from a swollen and apparently lacerated scrotum. Days after the doctor repaired the patient's condition, the man confided that he had been masturbating by holding his penis against the canvas drive-belt of a piece of machinery at work during his lunch hour when he leaned too close as he approached orgasm and suffered an industrial accident. He then used a heavy duty stapling gun to close the wound. - Motorcyclist David Gripon was injured in a collision near Escondito, Calif., in July when he lost control of his bike on Interstate 15. As Gripon came alongside a car with bare feet sticking out of the passenger window, he reached out to tickle them and ran into the car in front of him. - Montesano, Wash., government prosecutor Steward Menefee announced in November that he would not seek a tougher penalty against convicted murderer Lee Bake, because the required "aggravated circumstances" were not present. Bake had gouged the victim's eyes with a screwdriver, stabbed her to death, and drunk her blood. - Malaysian Deputy Interior Minister Megat Junid Ayob told an anti-drug conference in January in Kuala Lampur that shortages in heroin and cannabis have caused some addicts to get high by sniffing fresh cow dung. Addicts put a coconut shell over the party, with a hole at the top for sniffing. - Recently in a New York City supermarket, according to a `New York Daily News' story, a customer became upset that another woman was abusing the maximum limit for items at an express checkout line and precipitated a loud argument, which culminated with the angry woman shouting at the queue-abuser, "I spit into your groceries." the alleged queue-abuser was the wife of reputed mobster John Gotti. Victoria Gotti said she "used connections" to trace the woman's license plate, went to the woman's home, and dumped a box of dog feces on her. - In December, Washington State Reformatory officials they had erred in obliging a 53 year old inmate's job preference to work in the prison's printing plant. He was serving time for forgery, and officials uncovered, during a routine inspection of his quarters, forged birth certificates, marriage licenses, and a paycheck stub. An official said the prison tries to get inmates jobs "based on their interests." - Transsexual Baroness Maria Thyssen von Hexun, formerly James Gonzales, was sentenced to four years in prison in Denver in October, for bilking an elderly woman out of several thousand dollars. As her sentence was pronounced, the 6 foot, 220 pound baroness rolled her eyes and objected, "I've been involved with nothing but a bunch of jerks. They don't listen. They lose things." Her attorney told the judge that "these things happen," referring to the baroness' fantasies that she was a baroness. - Prison escapee James Sanders was captured by federal agents at his home in Stinnett, Texas, in January after 17 years on the lam, during which he had established a new life, married, and fathered a daughter. Agents were tipped off when Sanders, out of curiosity, telephoned the FBI to ask whether they were still pursuing James Sanders. - In February, Marc Cienkowski, 26, confessed to the murder last July of his friend, Michael Klucznik, 31, in Doylestown Borough, Pa., after a dispute over a game of Monopoly. Cienkowski shot Klucznik through the heart, using a bow and arrow. According to the district attorney, "[Cienkowski] wanted to be the car rather than the thimble or the hat." - The Reverend Glen Summerford was convicted in February of attempted murder of his wife in Scottsboro, Alabama. A jury found that he had forced his wife to stick her hand into a cage of rattlesnakes (which he handles in his services at his Church of Jesus With Following Signs in addition to drinking strychnine and touching live electrical wires), saying that she had to die because he wanted to marry another woman. Much of the trial testimony concerned which of the spouses had sinned or "backslid" more. (While Summerford was in jail, his inadequately supervised parishioner, Clyde Crossfield, was bitten on both hands by a rattlesnake he was handling.) - Scott D. Carpenter, 27, filed a lawsuit in September against the management company of Three Rivers Stadium in Pittsburgh and its chief concessionaire because they allowed him to buy too many beers during a 1989 Steelers game and then failed to warn him about the danger of riding on escalator handrails, on which he was injured in a drunken fall. - In Tacoma, Washington, Christine Lauritzen filed a lawsuit against her husband, Bret, last year for negligence that subjected her to injury. Bret's error was in ignoring Christine's driving instructions: During a visit to Miami, Florida, they wound up in a bad section of town, where they were eventually robbed and where she suffered a severe arm injury. - A newspaper in Ireland reported in February that 38 Irish soccer fans recently won a lawsuit against two bus companies that had caused them to miss the 1990 World Cup games in Italy. They sued because the bus drivers drove too slowly (an average of 20 mph) on two trips, causing them to miss one game and to miss a scheduled ferry that would have transported them to another game. - Takashi Nakayama, 25, filed a lawsuit in December in a court in Niigata, Japan, against his mother and grandmother, seeking about $1,548 in damages because his grandmother had thrown out his comic-book collection without his consent and his mother had failed to stop her. - Magoo Dorcy, 42, announced his candidacy for mayor of Dover, Delaware, despite having pleaded guilty in Columbus, Ohio, three years ago for molesting a 5 year old girl. - Harold W. "Tony" Glacken was charged last year with running a fraudulent auto-inspection scheme. Upon announcing his candidacy for sheriff in St Louis, Missouri, recently, Glacken said, "I just decided it was time I get involved and get this community straightened out. I'm tired of all the [county's] bad publicity." - In Salem, Oregon, former Baptist minister Joe Lutz withdrew from the U.S. Senate race in January, saying that his "family values" campaign had lost credibility because he had abandoned his wife to marry another woman and reportedly was $2,000 behind in child support payments. - Donald L. Traxler, newly installed mayor of Ada, Ohio, and education professor at Ohio Northern University, declared in December that he would take office later in the month, as scheduled, despite his December 13 arrest when rangers observed him masturbating at a local park. - Sherman T. Miller, running for sheriff in Van Buren County in southeastern Iowa, was jailed in March, suspected by authorities to be part of a burglary ring that had been stealing farm equipment. Said Miller, "It's just a bunch of political nonsense to take me out of the race." - Poin Adams, candidate for sheriff in Amarillo, Texas, was found guilty in 1990 of fraud for tampering with his vehicle inspection sticker. He had crudely drawn a "1" on his windshield, to obscure the "0" in 1990, so that his sticker would appear to be valid in 1991. - On October 12, a clerk on duty at a convenience store in Abilene, Texas, was persuaded by a man to accept a $100 bill that was accurately printed (1950 series) in every detail -- except that it was 12 inches long and 5 inches wide. - Last fall, two men holed up in the Maine State Library in Augusta for two months in makeshift living quarters that a security official said included "everything you could think of," before they were discovered. Andre V. Jatho, 20, was charged with burglary, but the other man moved out. For sustenance, the two men had looted various state supply rooms (taking an unusually large quantity of pudding). - Theaters in North Carolina recently began showing, as a short feature, a state-funded film advocating teenage sexual abstinence. In "The Power To Create Life," a teenage couple in a car are contemplating having sex until the sky lights up and an alien emperor implores, "You have the power to create life. Don't abuse it!" The kids decide to go to a movie instead. - Minneapolis prosecutors were expecting a long and difficult child molesting trial against Robert G. Swan because the incriminating photographs they had of him blurred his face. Then, in January, his wife brought Swan, who was in jail, a fresh change of clothing for his court appearance, giving him the very articles he was wearing in the photographs. After the clothing turned up, Swan quickly pleaded guilty. - Xavier Hunter, 26, was arrested in Chicago in December of robbing the Citibank Federal Savings Bank. Unknown to him, President Bush was speaking at the Chicago Board of Trade, less than a block away, at the time, and the neighborhood was thus full of police officers. As Hunter exited the bank, the chemical dye pack in his bounty exploded, alerting the many nearby officers, who chased him down despite his futile attempt to abandon the money by throwing it into the air as he ran. - In St Louis in January, Thomas Hall pulled into what looked like a fast food restaurant's drive thru to place an order. However, the drive thru speaker he yelled into was an intercom stand at the Area III St Louis police station. An officer came out and arrested Hall for DUI. (The next day, after Hall's arrest made local news, DJ "Wacky Pat" Fortune drove up to the same intercom stand to out a gag for his listeners. However, an officer checked Fortune out on the computer, discovered unpaid traffic violations, and arrested him as a fugitive.) - James Bridgewater, 32, was arrested in Kankakee, Illinois, after a mishap at the First of America Bank's drive-in window. He was carrying two white sacks, one containing money for deposit and the other containing two grams of marijuana and rolling papers. He put the wrong bag in the pneumatic tube. - To quell unruly seventh graders in Irvington, New Jersey, in February, substitute teacher Monique Bazile, 57, cast a voodoo spell on the class. According to pupils, Bazile began shaking and chanting, threw ritual powder on the kids, and warned them that their houses would burn down because of their rowdiness. Criminal charges of endangering the welfare of a child and making terroristic threats were brought against her. - Milford, Utah, high-school teacher Cherry Florence was fired in February for an indiscretion. According to the local board of education, after the school, for health reasons, interviewed students individually as to their level of sexual activity, Florence released to her classes a list of which of the school's 170 teenagers were virgins. - Acting Principal Steven Stocker, 31, voted Fredericksburg, Virginia, outstanding young educator in 1988, was arrested in January after he engaged a 9 year old girl in what the district attorney called a servant-master game. Stocker, the servant, had allegedly kissed the girl's feet and sucked her toes. - The board of education in Worthington Hills, near Columbus, Ohio, disciplined teacher Alan Brady in February on charges that he poked a student teacher in her backside with a fork and that he had third-graders line up and jump on and hit a fellow student who had been bad. - Immokalee, Florida, substitute teacher, Krystal Gail Allen, was fired in January after parents complained that she described her sex life in great detail to an eighth-grade geography class and invited students to share their own tales with her. One student had recorded the class. - In January, burglars at Rich's department store in Salem, Massachusetts, were forced to flee empty handed after the welding torch they were using to break into a safe accidentally ignited the money inside, causing a fire and setting off the store's smoke alarm. - Daniel Hendricks, 34, of St Louis, was charged in February with several counts of aggravated battery in Tampa for ramming at least six cars on an interstate highway and forcing others off the road as he sped at 100mph toward nearby Clearwater, Florida, where Barbara Bush was speaking. Hendricks told police he had to warn Mrs. Bush that Saddam Hussein was preparing to invade the U.S. - Montique Ramon Brown, 18, surrendered to Richmond, Virginia, police in March, telling them he was the one who had shot a man to death at 12:05 AM on January 1st. He told police he did it because he wanted to be the person who committed Richmond's first murder of 1992. - A 31 year old man turned himself in to Anchorage, Alaska, police in January claiming to be the fugitive "Dr Diaper," who has been appearing at local day care centers in diapers and trying to get them to take him in. Two years before, Dr Diaper contracted with a baby sitter by phone, claiming to be the parent of an 18 year old boy who had the mentality of a toddler, needed to be changed and fed, and whose bad habits (Masturbating in public) should be ignored. When the sitter arrived, the giant baby was Dr Diaper himself. On another occasion, a prospective baby sitter said Dr Diaper had come to her door once carrying his own 3 year old son because he could not find a real baby sitter for the boy while he went out on his escapade. - Richard Smith, 31, celebrated his release from jail in March with a dinner at the Tara Hyannis Hotel in Massachusetts. He had served 90 days for running out on nine restaurant tabs last summer. He was promptly arrested again, for running out on the $28 check at the Tara. - John Fogleman, 30, serving time for rape in Ft. Lauderdale, Fla, was arrested in November for making obscene telephone calls from inside the jail. - Mahad Omar, 22, who is imprisoned for robbery and assault in Kingston, Ontario, but who had been given a one day pass in December to attend a religious ceremony, was returned to jail before the day was over for robbing a woman at knife point in St. Michael's Cathedral in Toronto. - James L Ramey, 53, of Clyde, North Carolina, was charged with assault in November after a 15 minute brawl at the rural Full Gospel Holiness Church. The brawl began when one person wanted to sit in the back pew, which was occupied, as usual, by a church regular. The minister's son suffered a bite to the neck that required ***31*** stitches. - Aerospace engineer Dean Harvey Hicks of Costa Mesa, Calif, was sentenced to 20 years in prison in February as a result of his conviction for launching aerial bombs at one Internal Revenue Service building and trying to blow up three others in 1991. Hicks had become distraught that the IRS had refused to allow him to a tax deduction for an $8,000 donation to a "mail order church." - In Quebec City, Canada, in February, Serge Pouliot was sentenced to 18 months in prison for assaulting his supervisor, who had threatened to turn Pouliot in for sleeping at work. Both men operate a X-Ray machine at a shipyard, where Pouliot committed the assault by severely X-Raying the supervisor, subjecting him to the equivalent of 20 years of on the job exposure. - In Nashwauk, Minn, Hibbing Community College beat St Paul Bible, 85-6, in football in September, amassing 764 yards total offense by passing on every single play. It would have been worse, but St Paul Bible was in a "prevent" defense the entire game. - Among the rituals of Atlanta Braves minor-league pitcher Turk Wendell in 1991: He always crosses the foul line with a kangaroo jump; demands that the umpire roll the ball to him to start the game; chew licorice on the mound and brushes his teeth every inning; occasionally makes a pick-off throw to first base - - with no runners on; and once carried a camera to the mound in his pocket, took it out, and snapped a picture of the batter before pitching to him. - Earl H. Brockington was convicted in February of robbery in Kansas City, Mo, for an incident a year ago. He had taken a woman's purse (containing only $5) in a parking garage, then accidentally nicked the woman with his knife, provoking her to scream, whereupon four men chased him, forcing him to leap from a parking deck 25 feet to the ground, injuring his leg. He managed to hobble to, and climb under, a parked car, but the owner of the car got in a few minutes later, started it up, and ran over Brockington's feet, breaking several bones. - Gregory Putman, 42, a veteran sheriff's deputy who had been on inactive status since 1984 after a heart transplant, was disciplined in November by an Oregon City, Ore, judge, who lifted Putman's license to carry a concealed weapon. Putman, apparently frustrated at being shelved from "active" status, had modified his car so that it would resemble a state patrol car and had allegedly stopped at least three motorists on his own to lecture them on lawful behavior. Putman said later that he had "let the old days get the best of me." - Richard Paul Joseph, 51, was charged with the murder of his adopted 17 year old daughter in San Bernardino, Calif, in December. He had become upset that she was abandoning the name he and his wife had given her, Dee Dee, in favor of Desiree. - John Dawson, 26, was arrested in South St. Paul, Minn, in February after the failure of his alleged elaborate scheme to have sex. Police say he broke into a young woman's apartment just before she arrived, left her a note on the kitchen table, then undressed, put duct tape over his eyes, and handcuffed himself to her bed. In the note were instructions that she was to go into her bedroom immediately and have sex with him because a man with a gun had kidnaped him and was waiting to kill yet another person if she refused. Instead, she ran to the police, and Dawson, who had left the key to his chains on the kitchen table, could not free himself before they arrived. - The San Francisco watchdog organization Consumer Action warned in January that adult 900 telephone services often defraud their customers by promising more explicit sexual conversation than they deliver: "Despite highly suggestive titles and pictures of half-naked women in many ads," wrote Consumer Action, "the services provided tame, non-sexual conversation." - The week of April 26 thru May 2 was Sky Awareness Week in Pennsylvania. The sponsoring legislator said the week is intended to recognize all that goes on in the sky, including rain, wind, light, temperature, and the "interrelationship between phenomena in the sky and the Earth's landscape." - Conceptual artist Linda M. Montano performed at the University of Texas for three nights in November by sitting on a sawhorse next to some campus horse statues from midnight to 7 AM. She said she was fulfilling a wish she had as a child to run away to Texas and ride a horse while listening to Richard Strauss' Der Rosenkavalier. - Actress Melanie Griffith, 34, telling an interviewer about how her role as a Jewish secretary during WWII in the movie Shining Through opened her eyes: "I didn't know that 6 million Jews were killed. That's allot of people!" - Last year, a Buena Vista Pictures production executive bowed to pressure from the Humane Association of Los Angeles and had a scene cut from a movie version of White Fang, in which a wolf attacked a man. Said a Humane Association executive, "I was very concerned about that [attack scene] being an anti-wolf statement." - Magician Doug Henning, on announcing plans that he and the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi were planning a 1,500 acre theme park near Niagara Falls, which would also emphasize "awakening human consciousness," explained to the New York Times why this theme park would be different than others: "Most theme parks are superficial." - Dr. Samson Dubrin, 28, responding to evidence against him in the murder of a 20 year old woman in Vista, Calif, in March, told a judge that he had not chloroformed her into unconsciousness; rather, Dubrin said, she must have passed out when her car passed a chemical truck somewhere on the highway. - Latest Reporter Claiming Immunity from Prostitution Arrest: Robert H. Wilds, 39, a TV reporter in Knoxville, pleaded no contest to soliciting a prostitute in November but said, "What was in my mind was [not to have sex but] to interview her for a story." - Robert Austin, 33, was suspected by Minneapolis police of being the "gorilla gunman" who robbed local retail stores in January while wearing a gorilla mask. Police got their biggest lead when a maskless Austin robbed the MGM liquor store Warehouse: Austin forced the clerk into the office to get money and only halfway through the robbery remembered to put the mask he was carrying on. - Elmwood Park, NJ, principal Samuel R. Bracigliano, 49, recently on trial for molesting teenage boys, repeatedly denied the charges in spite of mounting evidence. He denied that the extensive collection of pornography the police seized from his home was for his sexual pleasure, even though a jar of Vaseline was found with the materials, along with pieces of paper, discovered in videotape boxes, containing numbers which corresponded to the VCR counter numbers at the which sex scenes began. Bracigliano said he is a serious photographer of nudes and planned use nude Polaroids that police found of teenage boys for a display collage and to bring it to school as an example of his work. "I was doing my best work yet when I was arrested." - Georgina Thompson, 37, was charged in Wellington, Kansas, in March with soliciting two men to murder her common-law husband. Her promised payment was her husband's collection of baseball cards. The two men reported her to police and turned over the down payment she had made of 10 of the cards. Said the deputy sheriff about the offer of baseball cards, "That's about as mean as a wife can get. The only thing lower would have been if she offered his hunting and fishing gear." - Bruce Damon, attempting to work a plea bargain in February to charges that he knocked off a bank in Whitman, Mass, argued to the judge that the eight to fifteen year term suggested by the prosecutor was way too long. First of all, Damon said, when he robbed a bank in 1987, he only got three to five years. Secondly, he said, citing an article from the Brockston Enterprise newspaper, the bank had enjoyed record earnings despite the robbery and expected to do well in 1992 also. Said Damon, "I didn't hurt this bank at all." When the judge asked Damon if he would rob banks again if he were free, Damon replied, "I'd like to plead the Fifth Amendment on that." The judge refused to accept the plea and scheduled Damon for trial. - Columbian garbage collector Oscar Hernandez claimed in March that he was kidnaped by security guards during the Carnival in Barranquilla and taken to a lab at the Free University of Barranquilla, where a syndicate planned to kill him for his body parts. A police investigation then turned up 11 bodies, and parts of 22 others, and a report that body bounty hunters received $200 per person. Police identified most of the victims as being garbage collectors. - The International Amateur Athletics Federation recently changed its procedures to perform gender checks on female athletes. For 25 years, the Federation had used a chromosome smear test but decided late last year it will merely make visual inspections. The Federation explained that the chromosome test was "ethically unacceptable." - The official Iran news agency announced in March that men who left the country before 1989, and feared returning home because they would be drafted, could buy a military exemption for about $16,000 (representing about 30 years work at the minimum wage in Iran). Officials promise that if a man pays and then volunteers to serve, he'll get his money back. - A rush-hour traffic jam in Kansas City, Mo, in March caused when a truck carrying remaindered pornographic magazines to a recycling center overturned on a busy street. about 2,000 magazines were scattered about, and drivers stopped their cars to gather as many as they could before moving on. - In February, a court in Versailles, France, overturned an order banning dwarf tossing, permitting 3'11" Manuel Wackenheim, 24, to return to work at the Eclipse nightclub in Morsang-sur- Orge, from which he had been banned by the mayor in October. Though the minister of the French Interior had called such exhibitions "an intolerable attack on human dignity," the government finally acquiesced because the ban would deny a "physically different" person a chance at a livelihood. - An 81 year old woman died of severe burns in Columbia, Mo, in December, after a 15 mile ambulance ride took too long to save her life. The hospital's emergency helicopter was not made available because it was being used on a public relations assignment, with one of the crew members dressed as Santa Claus. - The Manitoba, Canada, Natural Resources minister apologized in February when news got out that her government had saved $1,800 in postage by mailing a fishing survey through the US mails rather than through Canada's. Clerks had gone to Grand Forks, N.D. about 100 miles from the border, to mail the surveys to several thousand US anglers who use Manitoba waters. - Paul Gamboa Taylor pled guilty in December to murdering his wife and four others near York PA, six months earlier. He told police he had tried to take his own life five times before turning himself in. He had slashed both his wrists with a hacksaw; drunk lighter fluid; plunged a knife into his chest; filled a bathtub with water, hoping to pass out and drown; and brought a hair dryer into the tub with him. Said Taylor, "I love my family; that's why I plead guilty." - In April, Richard Dickinson, 25, was allowed out of prison in Hobart, Australia, on an evening pass with two chaperons, to attend a concert by his idol, Bob Dylan. Dickinson is in a prison for the criminally insane because in 1987 he stomped his mother to death to the tune of Dylan's song "One More Cup of Coffee for the Road," after she told him to turn down the music. He said he thought his mom was an evil character from the song and even sprinkled instant coffee over her body after she died. - Isbrain Marquez Pacheco, 53, was indicted in March for attempted murder of his wife of three weeks, in East Windsor, NJ. According to police, Pacheco said he beat her with a baseball bat after she refused his demand that she not attend a friend's baby shower. Said Pacheco, "If I had killed her, I would have no regret" because he was "offended by what she said to me - At the 80th birthday calebration for Kim Il-sug, the North Korean dictator received as gifts a container of blood from 800 snapping turtles (considered an aphrodisiac) from his son, and a quilt and sleeping mat made of down from the necks of 700,000 sparrows. A 100-room museum houses over 87,000 presents given to him during his 44 year reign. (A gift from a correspondent for the British Broadcasting Corp was politely refused by North Korean officials because, first, it was merely a BBC sweatshirt, and second, it wasn't gift-wrapped.) - From the "Police" column of the Brooklyn Park (Minn) Sun-Post: An officer found a quarter in the seat of a squad car. The coin was inspected, inventoried, tagged, and logged in as required. - Keven E. Tibbs, 21, was arrested in Brunswick Md in February. According to Officer Robin Purdum, Tibbs had attempted to steal a parking meter and was trying to conceal it in his pants when he was stopped. - Randall Eugene Davis, who has only one leg, was arrested in Clarinda, Iowa, in March, suspected of stealing a truck. The truck contained several animals, among which was a Labrador retriever with only three legs. - From the "Police Report" column of the Kerville (Texas) Daily Times: a 23 year old man was arrested for assault on a police officer when he allegedly tried to gore an off-duty officer with deer antlers strapped to his bicycle handlebars. The man had become angry after the officer had tried to stop him from running into the street. - Last September, Michigan state trooper Fred Sweeney pursued a speeder doing 101 mph on a state road. Although the speeder had a head start, Sweeney came upon his abandoned car in a private driveway. Looking around, he noticed that in a nearby field, all the cows were clustered together and seemed to be staring at one particular spot on the ground. When Sweeney approached the cows, he found the driver of the car attempting to hide in the tall grass and arrested him. - Mary Ann Linder of Nashville was arrested for shoplifting at a Victoria's Secret store. When asked by clerks in a dressing room to hand over the stolen items, Linder stripped off $1,400 worth of lingerie and was released to police. In the back seat of the squad car **how did they FIND these?????** it was discovered that she still had two more pairs of stolen underpants and several hangers not recovered by the store employees. At the jail, guards found $300 worth of even more stolen clothing on her. final tally: 30 panties, 20 bras, 4 robes, and one pair of men's silk pajamas. - From the "Police Beat" of the Upper Arlinton (Ohio) News: A woman who lives in the 1900 block of Tremont Road reported to police that while she was watching cable television at 11:15 PM, saturday, the channel changed to a pay-per-view adult movie. After it happened again, she told the police she spotted two teenage boys outside her living room window holding a romote control. She said the boys fled on foot. - Gilbert DaSilva, 46, was arrested in Peabody, Mass, a week after he assaulted another man during a heated argument in Greg's Lounge over which of the men had the larger penis. When the victem exposed himself to prove his claim, DsSilva slashed the man's organ, but the man was able to get to the hospital in time to save it. - In December, a 51 year old man with no criminal record was referred to psychiatrists after being picked up by police in Parma, Ohio. He had just purchased 19 guns from K-Mart, told the clerk "not to come out tonight" and paid $7,000 for fabric at another store after telling her that it was for "covering up bodies." Parma police recognized the man as the one picked up the week before: Spotted placing donuts on headstones at a local cemetary, the man explained, "People get hungry." Said a police officer, "We could of had a real disaster here." - Peter Robert Arnoldi was apprehended shortly after burglarizing the Co-op Oil Association office in Nicollet, Minn. His arrest was fascilitated by the fact that his checkbook (with drivers license inside) had slipped out during his hasty get- away. Arresting officer Don Wersal, who found Arnoldi hiding in a truck near his home, said he told Arnoldi, "I've got your checkbook," to which Arnoldi replied "Yeah, I know. I'm fucked, huh?" - One man was shot in the head and another was critically injured in a subway car in Queens, NY after a gunfight. According to witnesses, the melee was precipitated when one of the men accidentally stepped on the other's foot. - Havard University and McLean Hospital in Belmont, Mass, have established a center to analyse tissue from the brains of people who die after having suffered from mental illnesses. However, physicians have encountered trouble getting mentally ill patients to agree to donate their brains. Asked one physician, "How do you ask someone to donate his brain to science who thinks their brain is under the control of radio waves from Mars?" - Steven L. Johnson, 40, sentenced to two years in prison in Brookings, SD, for drunk driving, explained to the judge, "I enjoyed drinking while driving. It's one of the most pleasurable habits I've had." - The title of Dr. June Stephenson's new book (Diemer/Smith, $20) on why crime is essentially a male pursuit, running $300 billion a year: Men Are Not Cost Effective. - According to Salt Lake City police, a 27 year old woman called 911 because her husband refused to have sex with her. By the time the police arrived, the nearly nude woman had begun beating her husband, who offered as his reason for lack of desire an exciting Utah Jazz basketball game on TV. - Coshocton, Ohio, high-school band director Charles Carothers, denying allegations that he sat two female students on his lap and fondled them: "I don't allow anyone to sit on my lap unless it's my daughter or my wife." - John Hurst, a disoriented man taken to a mental health center after he was discovered propping a ladder up to the second floor of the Kennedy family estate in Palm Beach: "I'm looking for my wife. I think she may be up there." **shit, why not? You know them Kennedy's!!** - John F. Thanos, asked his sentencing preference after he had been found guilty for a 1990 murder, had the choice, said the judge, of the death penalty or "life in prison without the possibility of parole." Thanos, failing to capture all the details of the second choice, replied that he'd take the "life in prison with the possibility of escape." The judge gave him the first one. - Donna Clark, 26, and Paul Kramer, 31, faced various charges in Merchantville, NJ, when Clark allegedly grabbed $216 worth of film and walked out a drugstore. The couple's names were provided by their 6 year old son, who was in the store at the time but who was forgotten by the couple as they were making their get-away. - According to police in Knoxville, Tenn, Bobby Rose, 36, trying to avoid arrest for a traffic violation, threw his 2 year old child at the feet of the officers to slow them down as he made his get-away. - Georgia state Rep. Henrietta Canty went on a hunger strike to protest the arrest of her son, who was jailed for failing to make court ordered child support payments. - Tammie Guthrie, 28, was indicted for manslaughter in Baton Rouge, La. Police said that she allowed her one year old to drown in a bath tub while whe was in an adjacent room having sex with a 15 year old boy. - Milwaukee mayoral candidate Gregory Gracz, president of the local firefighters union, was accused of having exposed himself to a young female firefighter in an incident at a convention. Gracz denied the charge, but Mellisa Fojtik staked her credibility on her knowledge that Gracz has a distinctive mole on his penis. Pojtik said also that one of Gracz's colleagues told her that they were "musketeers" - that he, Gracz, and others had "crossed penises" in a show of solidarity. - David Thomas Soloman, 35, at the Clermont, Fla, police station to file charges against his wife for hitting him, allegedly became fixated on a bag of marijuana (confiscated in another case) on Detective Danny Cheatham's desk and, according to Cheatham, "literally begged me for it and stated he wouldn't tell anyone where he got it." Cheatham then set up a hidden microphone in another room, sold the drugs to Soloman there for six bucks and then arrested him. - Paul Arbitelle, 17, was charged with the attempted murder of his mother in Danbury, Conn. He threw a hatchet at her because she failed to properly toast the bagel for the sandwich she had made for him. - Scientists at the California Institute of Technology reported recently that the hydrocarbons and other particulates released when meat cooks accounts for one-fifth of the total particulates in the air in Los Angeles -- more than is accounted for by either gasoline of diesel engines. - Tampa, Florida, school officials invited inmate Edward McIntyre, serving 90 years for kidnapping and assault, to a local high school to make an "inspirational speech" to students for Law Day. 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Hennessy was so poorly respected that his departure caused the value of Allied-Signal stock to rise. In fact, the value of Hennessy's own stock in Allied-Signal grew by over $7 million -- just because investors believed the company would be better without him! - The Southern California Air Quality Management District reported that tree resin and sap pollute the air, accounting for as much as 250 tons a day of "vegetation hydrocarbon." - Eastern Airlines, out of business since declaring bankruptcy in January 1991, is continuing to make campaign contributions through its Political Action Committee, which still had about $50,000 to spend as of early May. - Nine year veteran Navy Petty Officer Francine Adams, out of work for two days in Virginia Beach, Virginia, with a concussion resulting from a fight with her boyfriend, was herself reprimanded for the fight. 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I need your help for a few days... lol and then once I get linux up ill do it -------------------- twist182 -> XVXIXRXUXSX (Sat Sep 18 22:17 1999): Message why not get on linux now -------------------- XVXIXRXUXSX -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:17 1999): Message I donÆt got a regular modem :) -------------------- twist182 -> XVXIXRXUXSX (Sat Sep 18 22:18 1999): Message buy a real modem you cheapasss -------------------- XVXIXRXUXSX -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:18 1999): Message 208.33.168.48 165.247.161.80 them 2 please? -------------------- XVXIXRXUXSX -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:18 1999): Message I plan on it nigger -------------------- twist182 -> XVXIXRXUXSX (Sat Sep 18 22:18 1999): Message I said no no means no -------------------- XVXIXRXUXSX -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:19 1999): Message twist, do it for me bro....... come on man? -------------------- twist182 -> XVXIXRXUXSX (Sat Sep 18 22:19 1999): Message yo lay off enough DoSing -------------------- XVXIXRXUXSX -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:20 1999): Message ok ok ok wait come on man just them 2 ok? -------------------- twist182 -> XVXIXRXUXSX (Sat Sep 18 22:20 1999): Message josh donÆt piss me off IÆm all tired and cranky -------------------- XVXIXRXUXSX -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:21 1999): Message dude, do it ok? please? -------------------- XVXIXRXUXSX -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:26 1999): Message y0, ever use a wingate in irc? -------------------- twist182 -> XVXIXRXUXSX (Sat Sep 18 22:26 1999): Message no I havnt -------------------- XVXIXRXUXSX -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:27 1999): Message shit ok -------------------- XVXIXRXUXSX -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:35 1999): Message lmfao -------------------- twist182 -> XVXIXRXUXSX (Sat Sep 18 22:36 1999): Message I trusted you man why did you do that -------------------- XVXIXRXUXSX -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:36 1999): Message you brought it up in chat man DoS these 2 people and ill admit you didnÆt know deal? -------------------- twist182 -> XVXIXRXUXSX (Sat Sep 18 22:37 1999): Message no josh go away -------------------- XVXIXRXUXSX -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:37 1999): Message ok then I make your life hell simple :) thanx man laterz -------------------- XVXIXRXUXSX -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:38 1999): Message man, your on a cable? your ip never changes your mine twisty poo or ill have some one else root your shitty bsd box you underestimate me lol -------------------- XVXIXRXUXSX -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:43 1999): Message get in chat -------------------- XVXIXRXUXSX -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:45 1999): Message dude.... you ok? lmfao -------------------- XVXIXRXUXSX -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 23:06 1999): Message you fucking jew delete me off your icq list -------------------- twist182 -> XVXIXRXUXSX (Sat Sep 18 23:06 1999): Message no IÆm going to pray for you tonight josh -------------------- XVXIXRXUXSX -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 23:07 1999): Message no fuck you jew, I nevere knew you were a fucking worthless jew goddamn you suck fuck you and die twist you sorry piece of shit donÆt fucking message me again -------------------- XVXIXRXUXSX -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 23:10 1999): Message seriously twist I hope you die you fucking loser I hope you take your last breath tonight man I do I really do I never knew you were a fucking worthless jew -------------------- twist182 -> XVXIXRXUXSX (Sat Sep 18 23:10 1999): Message ph33r -------------------- twist182 -> XVXIXRXUXSX (Sat Sep 18 23:11 1999): Message ph33r -------------------- twist182 -> XVXIXRXUXSX (Sat Sep 18 23:11 1999): Message I still love you josh -------------------- XVXIXRXUXSX -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 23:13 1999): Message yeah well I hope your mom finds you dead in the morning ok? b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! LONGEST TURD The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state. ____________________________________________________________________ [11:. - [ how to make a pipebomb ] [sandman] :. ] [sandman@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ In this Article, i will instruct you on building a pipe bomb with no fire or gun powder. Materials: 12 inch pipe(metal or plastic) with lids on both ends (1) GLASS baby food jar (1) 1 cup of baking soda (1) 1 cup of vinegar (1) rocks,glass,nails,etc (as much as you can fit) Procedure: 1. Get the pipe. 2. Screw the lid on one(1) end TIGHTLY!!!! 3. Fill the pipe half way with the rocks,glass,nails,etc... 4. Pour the one(1) cup of baking soda into the pipe. 5. Pour the one(1) cup of vinegar into the GLASS baby food jar. CAP MOTHERFUCKING TIGHTLY! 6. CAREFULLY FUCKING CAREFULLY slide the capped jar into the pipe CAREFULLY!!! 7. TIGHTLY screw the lid on to the pipe, FUCKING TIGHT AS HELL!! How to set it off: 1. Hit the pipe on the ground as hard as you can to break the baby food jar. 2. Set the pipe where you want it to explode. 3. Run away from the bomb, you have about five(5) minutes. Explanation of how it works: 1. When the glass of the baby food jar breaks from the impact, the vinegar is released into the pipe, and the chemical reaction of the baking soda and the vinegar will eventually provide enough pressure to make the pipe explode. NOTE: Take extreme caution where it says "CAREFULLY" or you might lose a hand. The writer of this article takes no responsibility on how you use it, or the consequences of your actions before or after obtaining this information! Later, Sandman b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! ____________________________________________________________________ [12:. - [ how to change mirc's version reply ] [tefx] :. ] [tefx@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ Are jOO 4 k-rad hAx0r ? tired of getting kicked from channels for using mirc, well, pheer no more, as you can impress all your friends, and finally get a life by changing the mirc version reply by using this patent pending techniq. *1* Copy mIRC.exe to b0g.exe *2* Open b0g.exe in MS-DOS Edit (edit.com /070 c:\mirc\b0g.exe) *3* Search for the string "VERSION" and replace it with "b0gowns" (or any 7 letter string, that isnt a normal ctcp request) *4* Open a New file in Notepad, and paste the following --- from here --- ctcp *:version:*: { if ($chan != $null) {echo -a _4,0[ $+ $nick VERSION: $+ $chan $+ ] } {else echo -a _4,0[ $+ $nick VERSION $+ ] } .ctcpreply $nick VERSION BitchX- 1.0c10+ by panasync - FreeBSD 3.4- STABLE : Keep it to yourself! halt } ; ph33r my mirc skills --- to here --- Save this as b0g.mrc in the mirc directory *5* Run b0g.exe, and type /load -rs b0g.mrc now connect joo fool , and test that this works Now you can finally idle with pride, as people think your not on windows, unless they use nmap. b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! MOST PROLONGED FART Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds. ____________________________________________________________________ [13:. - [ the world as prae sees it ] [prae] :. ] [prae@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ Women's Rights In 1903 Emmeline Pankhurst set up a new society called The Women's Social and Political Union. It believed in action not words, and in demonstrations and attacking property in protest against the lack of women's rights. These suffragettes, or Lesbians, were often arrested and put in jail ... I bet they had a field day! In 1913 one of the more mental bean flickers threw herself under the Kings horse at the Derby.. with catastrophic results. It brought him down, and Lucky Jim romped it at 14 to 1. The Lezza died... probably of shock..... first time she'd ever been jumped. Anyway, they helped us out in the war, so in 1918 we gave them the vote. This didn't just benefit baggage handlers... no.... thanks to these early "women", normal girls can now pop along to the polling station after shopping... or picking the kids up from school, and put a tick next to their favorite lady politician. Of course, nowadays, there are muff bandits in all walks of life. They're still usually right biffers, like KD Lang or Ellen... but now and again a real babe turns fishmonger... and that's a waste. Freud Sigmund Freud is regarded by most as the father of psychoanalysis. He held that repression of infantile sexuality would lead to adult neurosis. And that this neurosis would manifest themselves in the dream like state. We've all got theories though haven't we. I mean, I say never trust a man who doesn't drink... not even reformed alcoholics... you can always have a couple every day, can't you? You see that's a theory. It's as valid as beardy bollocks and his .... All that dreams about sex. He was hung up on sex. I have this dream right. I'm driving a tube train in and out of a tunnel... and I'm going fast because I'm panicked. Because my nan's on board.. and she's giving birth... to my girlfriend... actually. And my dad, who's the station master, is really angry with me and he's trying to stop the train ... with a flag.... It's not a flag.. it's like a big salami. And he's going to punish me. And I get really nervous... and I spill my milk.... All over the place. I suppose Freud would read something into that.... Pervert. A coon is having a piss in a public toilet, he finishes his piss and starts to shake the drops off, suddenly his bellend falls off in the urinal. He gives a cry of alarm, grabs his bellend, puts it in his pocket and runs to the nearest doctors. "Doctor..you've got to fucking help me!" he shouts showing him his cock. "Where's your fucking bellend?" says the doctor. "It's in my fucking pocket Doc..! do something for fucks sake!!". "Don't worry mate ..get your fucking blackass on the bus and get down to the hospital...I'll ring my mate there who is the head surgeon..he'll sort you out!!" says the doctor. So the coon goes to the hospital where he finds the head surgeon. "Help me please for fucks sake..!" he says showing him his bellendless cock. "No problem mate...soon have you fixed up" says the surgeon.."Now then where's your bellend?" The coon reaches in his pocket and gives him the bellend. "You taking the fucking piss?" says the surgeon. "Why what do you mean?" says the coon. "This isn't a fucking bellend...you've given me a fucking walnut whip!" says the surgeon. "It can't be .." says the coon.." I ate that on the bus on the way here!!!" (A bellend is the tip of your cock you dosey cunts) <cumbreath> hi jim, I think you're cute <cumbreath> EAT MY COCK!!! <jizlicker> ahahaha --- [jim] (jim@dionysus.cdrom.com) : Jim Mock <jim@FreeBSD.org> --- [jim] @#freebsd --- [jim] austin.tx.us.undernet.org :Illuminati Online - www.io.com --- [jim] End of WHOIS list. <cumbreath> CoCk! --- cumbreath is now known as cockface --- You are now known as Prae <cockface> bahahaha <Prae> :) <cockface> prae hacked me :( <Prae> >:/ <cockface> >=( * Prae shits on cockface * cockface cums on prae <cockface> there's cum in your eye!@#!@ <cockface> there's cum in your eye!@#!@ <Prae> eww <cockface> bahahahaha <cockface> ok this is just stupid <cockface> like <cockface> what the fuck are we doing <Prae> lol <cockface> lets hang our heads in shame and leave --- You have left channel #freebsd <Prae> aww :) <Prae> cute <Prae> you make my prostate gland swell with joy <phorce> dialup is ancient dude * Prae hugs you <phorce> you know that right ? <Prae> show me your real host darling :) <phorce> show me your m0th3r <Prae> I bet you're on dialup <Prae> show me motherfucker <phorce> I work for above, Dialup is a insult <Prae> show me <phorce> above NET baybee <phorce> above NET baybee <phorce> above NET baybee <phorce> above NET baybee <phorce> above NET baybee <Prae> show me it though <phorce> fear my oc-12 <phorce> HaHaHA <Prae> you're on dialup, arent you <phorce> no you're <Prae> just say yes, I wont descriminate <phorce> haha, you twit <Prae> why wont you show me your real host? <phorce> I'm sorry I don't live in Kentucky <Prae> are you affraid of being packeted? <Prae> do you fear my anus hole? <phorce> you know that xDSL & broadband cable is now available in metro areas ? <phorce> hahaha <Prae> I cant get shit except isdn or dialup <Prae> so lick my nuts <phorce> haha <phorce> dsl doesn't scale so <phorce> either does cable <Prae> now if you donÆt mind my little darling <phorce> I can get a ds-1 for 300$ <Prae> IÆm going to watch some tv <Prae> :) <Prae> wanna give me a hug before I go? * Prae hugs you <phorce> I must be happy today, letting you talk & all <Prae> hug me back! <phorce> I fuckin 0wn j00r fat ass <Prae> you cant stop me talking darling <phorce> n1nj4 <Prae> and now I bid you goodnight * Prae hugs you tight and cops a feel of your ass <Prae> ooh yummy <Prae> jesus loves you! <Prae> hi -RLoxley- RLoxley is away -[ auto-away after 60 minutes idle ]- since 02:53p -[ P:Off / L:On ]- <Prae> hey shithead <Prae> I fucking said hi <RLoxley> did you need something? <Prae> yea <Prae> I wanted you to suck my fuckin cock <RLoxley> coming to defcon? <Prae> fuck no, not with smelly nerds like you there <Prae> like <Prae> if I give you some moneys, will you lick my cock? <Prae> hey you fat motherfucker <Prae> IÆm talking to your stupid ass <RLoxley> pity you arent coming <Prae> now its only polite to answer <RLoxley> I would love to see if you have the guts to say any of this to my face <Prae> I would <Prae> how old is your gay ass? <Prae> tell me how fuckin old you are you old child molesting motherfucker -RLoxley- You are now being ignored <Prae> you know, using scripts like that makes you the epitimy of homosexual b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! LONGEST BOOGER The longest dried booger trail was found under a table at a well-known public school. It was measured at 26 2/3 inches long. ____________________________________________________________________ [14:. - [ How to take over the world ] [tak] :. ] [tak@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ Are you lame? Do people pick on you? Are you a stupid motherfucker with no life that is the ideal icon for the picture of a "loser?" if your name is RLoxley, yes, otherwise, no one is. BUT RLoxley is not what this is about, its about world domination! First, you need money, lots of it! go rob a bank, if someone tries to stop you, use your h4x0r like skillz, and ninja kick them through a window, saying "rooted!" now you run really really fast, and go home. When you get home you count the money, and exchange it for UNMARKED PENNYS, make sure they are real. Now go buy allot of guns, and allot of people(ask prae where he buys his "people") and go kill allot of people, just randomly. When the cops come, kill them, the fbi will come, kill them, soon the national guard will come, kill them, and when they all die, YELL REALLY LOUD "rooted!" Now is time to get the people(you didnÆt kill) to listen to you. Tell them that if they make you their mastert, you will not kill them, and if they refuse, you will kill them. NOW WHAT TO DO IF ANYONE REFUSES! kill them! and if they do make you their master, kill them anyways, just to get the point across. Now that you 0wn everyone, tell the men to make you dinner, and the women to make you a castle so you can sit at the top, and throw shit at them, if they refuse...kill them! If you get raided by karate chop ninjas, and there are like 500,000,000,000,000,000 of them, and you CANT KILL THEM! what should you do? kill them? If RLoxley comes up to you and says "hEy MaN g0Tz N-E 0=d4Y wArEz???" DONÆT KILL HIM, for killing someone because they are a complete retard is not cool, so ask him "wheres my dinner?!?!?!?" and if he repys "I donÆt gn0" kill him if he doesnt, KILL HIM! for you are not killing him cause hes a lunatic retard, your killing him cause hes a dumbshit motherfucker. Now you all are gonna try this as you read it, and there cant be 500 b0g masters, so I didnÆt include my neet-0 exploit how to overpower an existing ruler, that will be in next issue, until them send me a buncha junk email about how you killed people! txaxk@yahoo.com[I check it, but its not my #1 email, just because RLoxley finds it funny to use his AOL Em-b0Mb PuNtErS and Fl0oD m3] b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! ____________________________________________________________________ [15:. - [ You know you should stop when... ] [thesource] :. ] [thesource@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD STOP WHEN: 1.YOU CONSIDER LOSER AS SOMEONE WITH 28,800 MODEM. 2.YOU USE SMILIES AND IRC LANGUAGE IN YOUR PAPER MAIL. 3.YOUR DOG HAS IT'S OWN WEBPAGE AND YOUR CAT HAS IT'S OWN WEB SERVER. 4.YOU CAN'T CONTACT:PARENTS ,FRIENDS ,ETC.. BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A MODEM. 5.YOUR ONLY FRIENDS LISTED IN YOUR ICQ CONTACT LIST/MAILING LIST. 6.YOU CHECK YOUR E-MAIL ,IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NEW, YOU CHECK AGAIN. 7.IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN YOU WAKE UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM YOU STAY BY YOUR PC TILL MORNING LIGHT. 8.YOUR KIDS CALLED YAHOO ,ALTAVISTA AND MITNICK. 9.YOU HAVE A TATTOO THAT STATES "THIS BODY BEST VIEWED WITH NETSCAPE 4 OR HIGHER. 10.BEFORE YOU CROSS ANY ROAD YOU WANT TO SAVE. 11.YOU OWN 5 E-MAIL BOXES AND 3 UIN'S. 12.YOUR T-SHIRT STATES "RM -RF /" OR "PH33R #@$%". 13.WHEN YOU WANT TO CALL SOMEONE NAMES IT'S USUALLY "LAMER". 14.TO CHECK WEATHER YOU GO TO WEATHER.YAHOO.COM INSTEAD OF LOOKING OUT OF YOUR WINDOW. 15.YOU SLEEP WITH A TUX DOLL. 16.YOU SAID SOME CHIXOR:"LET'S PLAY QUAKE" AND THAT WAS THE ONLY THING THAT WAS ON YOUR MIND. 17.UNLESS CYBERSEX COUNTS YOU ARE VIRGIN. 18.YOU'RE 13 YEARS OLD AND HAVE YOUR OWN DOMAIN AND SITE WITH MORE THAN 10,000 UNIQUE VISITS A DAY. 19.YOU READ THIS LIST AND TRYING TO PROVE YOURSELF THAT NONE OF IT RELATES TO YOU. 20.YOU CAN WHISTLE 2400 BAUD AT LEAST. 21.YOU HAD TO FORMAT YOUR HD TWICE TO KILL YOUR OWN WRITTTEN VIRUS. 22.YOUR FAVOURITE COMMANDS ARE: rm -rf/ ,c:\del *.* ,format c:\. 23.YOU HAVE INSTALLED,TRIED,USED,ABUSED ANY OS THAT EVER EXISTED. 24.YOU TURN ON YOUR COMPUTER BEFORE DRINKING MORNING COFFEE. 25.YOU ONLY STOP WHEN YOUR WIFE CALLS YOU FOR "JAVA BREAK". 26.YOU SEARCH FOR README FILE ON YOUR SHAMPOO. 27.YOU LOOK FOR ESC BUTTON ON YOUR PHONE. 28.YOU WORK FOR MICROSOFT. 29.YOU ARE BILL GATES. 30.YOUR DAY SCHEDULE IS :"IRC ,EATING ,IRC ,EATING ,IRC ,IRC ,IRC , EATING ,SLEEPING. 31.YOU WON THE "PHONE COMPANY'S FAVOURITE CUSTOMER PRIZE" THIRD MONTH IN A ROW. 32.YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SUNLIGHT ABOUT TWO WEEKS OR MORE. 33.YOU OWN 500 SHELLS AND COUNTING. 34.YOU SAW "HACKERS" THE MOVIE 1,300,000 TIMES. 35.YOUR HOME MADE ANIMATIONS ARE BETTER THAN PIXAR'S. 36.YOUR PORTAL IS WWW.SEXISCOOL.COM OR WWW.SLASHDOT.ORG! 37.YOU SIT IN #GAYDOGSEX CHANNEL ON IRC. 38.IT'S TIME TO STOP..=) b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991. ____________________________________________________________________ [16:. - [ How to annoy someone ] [tak] :. ] [tak@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ like dialect said, if j00r madly eleet enuff to spoof your number, find the prefix to like allot of pagers...and call all of the numbers and for your number, leave your victims@#@ they will get like 5000 calls "did you page me?" or add 911 after the number they will get like "WHATS WRONG@!%$#" h0h0. NOW! go to their house at night, and make a big puddle of gas on their porch, and run it off to the side of their house, and then ring their doorbell@#$ light it and run. h0h0 big flames own$# Now, while your running, your a ninja anyways, so why the fuck not throw a brick through the car windows..it doesnt take any effort, just do it while running by, they will freak.... Wait a little while..couple days, then cut their power!, then own their phone box, chop! they are rooted, and they will wake up late for work...NO ALARM CLOCK! and they hop in the shower, and NO HOT WATER, no power@$% When they finally get up, and out be sure to make it hard to get in their car, put some of that liquid steal crap in their keyhole, they will have to fix it, and then when they thinks alls ok, they wont be able to see! remember the brick!.... When they back up out of the drive way, be sure to make sure the tires pop..a few innexpensive nails leened up against the tires will work# NOW get like 50 friends, and at night, all be quiet, and throw like 500 rocks all at once at their windows and run h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h0@$# fear me, for I am tak%#^&#&^ b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! ____________________________________________________________________ [17:. - [ brainfuck ] [tefx] :. ] [tefx@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ its a self descriptive langauge really. it does fuck your brain up. it was designed to be a turing complete language with the smallest possible compiler. Brainfuck was created by a weird german guy, called Urban Mueller. Originally for the amiga, it has graced other platforms too. brainfuck is a minimalist langauge, it has 8 commands. these commands work on a char array, and a counter. Cmd Effect Equivalent in C --- ------ --------------- + Increases element under pointer array[p]++; - Decrases element under pointer array[p]--; > Increases pointer p++; < Decreases pointer p--; [ Starts loop, counter under pointer while(array[p]) { ] Indicates end of loop } . Outputs ASCII code under pointer putchar(array[p]); , Reads char and stores ASCII under ptr array[p]=getchar(); if you're wondering what turing complete is, it means that it can solve any solvable mathematical problem.(I hope). Someone has written a primes program, two people have written quines in brainfuck. a quine is a program that prints its source code. But this is not comparable to the guy who has written a brainfuck interpreter in brainfuck. see:http://home.wxs.nl/~faase009/ trying to write programs in brainfuck will really screw with your brain. after seeing lines of code that are ++++++++++[>++++++++++++>++++++++++<<-]>----.>+.+.<++++. you get a small headache. but when you get bored you end up producing stuff like this : ++++++++++[>+>+++>++++++++++>++++++++++++>++++++>++++++>+++++> +++++++++<<<<<<<<-]>>++>----->++++>++>>--->++<<<<<<.>.....<... >....<...>....<..>..<..>..<<.>>>.<.<...>.>.<<.>>.<<..>..>.<<.> >.<<..>..>.<<.>>>>>>.<<<<<<.>>>>>>.<.<<<<<.>>>>>.<<<<<<.>..>>. <<.>>.<<...>>.<<..>..>.<<.>>.<<..>..>.<<..>>>.<<<..>>>>.<<<<<. >..>>.<.>.<<...>>.<....>.<<.>>.<.>.<<....>>>>>.<<<<.>>>>.>.<<< <<.>>>>>.<<<<<<<.< social life, what social life? Before you run off to write an interpreter, some other sad people have done it for you. I was told that this interpreter was written by mr brainfuck himself char m[9999],*n[99],*r=m,*p=m+5000,**s=n,d,c;main(){for(read(0,r,4000);c= *r; r++)c-']'||(d>1||(r=*p?*s:(--s,r)),!d||d--),c- '['||d++||(*++s=r),d||(*p+=c== '+',*p-=c=='-',p+=c=='>',p-=c=='<',c-'.'||write(2,p,1),c- ','||read(2,p,1));} so have fun, and watch those hours fly by as you try and debug brainfuck. some other people have written compilers for brainfuck, however I have only seen it for dos. see: http://www.mines.edu/students/b/bolmstea/randlang/index.html#brainf b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! LONGEST PUBES Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her minge. ____________________________________________________________________ [18:. - [ how to write an b0g article ] [wh0rde] :. ] [wh0rde@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ |----| |--------------| |----| |--------------| |--------------| |---| |----| |----_____-----| |----_____-----| |---| |----| |----| |----| |----| |----| |---| |----| |--------------| |--------------| |---| |----| |------|_______ |------|_______ |---| |----| |______________| |______________| |---| |---------| |---| |---------| |---| |_________| as in wh0rde! |---| Like that ascii? Took me FOURTEEN HOURS of manual labor. Anyway, in this article I plan to outline the methods of writing an article for bog, or wasting time when youre bored of doing homework. First off you have to pick a topic no one has written about. Denial of service is lame, and "the technical aspects of plugging rj-45 into a hub" is for retards who donÆt know what a computer is. For me, I like to cover a wide variety of subjects. I like to do a technical one, covering the deeper workings of stuff so retards can learn how to press the "on" button on their computer. I also like writing about stuff that makes it almost partly seem like IÆm bragging about stuff, like the time I heroicly raided the Ameritech base in Northfield. Those articles are the most fun because retards learn that yes, it doesnt take a brain surgeon to do brain surgery, just a big whopping manual. That made no sense. Once you have chosen your topic, you have to make up a bunch of "filler" or what I call bullshit^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H information. Its very important so people think you really know what youre talking about. Examples. If you write an article about stuff you do on AOL, like chain letters, that shows how AMAZINGLY LEET you are for using AOL and reading chain letters, then taking the time to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT. I have the utmost respect for these people. If you write an article about how you DOS'ed some website then got flamed for it, that shows how bored you are and how desperate to write an article you are. You must REALLY be desperate. Then, if you write bragging articles about your lack^H^H^H^H abundance of sex, you must be impotent. Obviously. Good examples are writing articles that SEEM technical, like pager spoofing, and turning it into something funny, like leaving a 900 number on their pager. Now if you write something that deals with FOOLPROOF OR INTERNET CENSORSHIP PROGRAMS that means you want us to know your parents lock your computer because they caught you looking at gay porn. And NOT lesians. If you take something from the anarchists cookbook, your are obviously leet, because everyone loves a complete freak who is hooked on dropping acid and snorting paint thinner. I would love to meet such an amazing person, because DAMN they are SOOOOO cool. Lastly, if your name is tak, you are a gimp and should never write articles because anyone who actually lets his sister put a dildo in his ass is a sick sick boy. In conclusion, I just wasted ten minutes, as did you. DonÆt you feel abused? Neglected? Hated? Go commit suicide. Yes, pick up that knife and cut your wrist. DO IT FUCKER! Good, now walk over to the kitchen, and pour salt on it. Now rub it with butter. GOOD! Oh and tak I love you :P <tak> dewd she stuck it all the way in my arse <wh0rde> I own you <tak> I know dewd, I know. <k-rad-bob> man he stuck it in my arse <wh0rde> you sick bastard! <k-rad-bob> yah.. well.. it was fun <cass> /me uNF's wh0rde a lot <wh0rde> :) <cass> actually, no, IÆm not, thatÆs my pet goldfish * wh0rde passes out and throws up <dialect> why do you make up irc logs <wh0rde> I own you <dialect> do you want me to send you lots of money? b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! ____________________________________________________________________ [19:. - [ how to make a k-rad bomb ] [sandman] :. ] [sandman@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ Making a bomb that scares the shit out of people, but generally doesnt hurt anybody. Materials #1 : bottle of coke(1) must be plastic, size doesnt matter, and must have cap. dry ice(enough to fill the bottle half way). water(enough to fill the bottle the other half) IF YOU CANT GET ANY DRY ICE: baking soda(enough to fill the bottle half way) vinegar(enough to fill the bottle half way) no water Procedure: 1. Screw the lid off of the bottle. 2. Check to see if it contains any coke, if so, drink it or pour it out, if not, go to 3. 3. Place the dry ice, or baking soda into the bottle until it is half way full. 4. Pour the water or the vinegar into the bottle until it reaches the top, by this time, you should notice some type of chemical reaction taking place. 5. Screw the cap on as TIGHT as you possibly can. 6. Set the coke bottle full of stuff down, and walk away. Explanation: The dry ice mixing with that water releases steam, and the pressure of the steam is so great that it can make the bottle explode after a few minutes. The vinegar and baking soda releases some type of gas that builds up the pressure in the bottle and the pressure gets so great that the bottle explodes after a few minutes. Note: the bigger the bottle, the bigger the boom if you blow your hand off, its not my fault Later, S^aNdMa^N b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! ____________________________________________________________________ [20:. - [ DoS attacks explained ] [[bx]root] :. ] [datacrime@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ overview: - general information - a DDoS attack overview - some useful links GENERAL INFORMATION =================== First of I start with this: DoS and DDoS attacks are (mostly) used by script kiddies. Probably they tried to hack a single webserver or a whole network but failed and are so pissed they "nuke" the system. (yes, for those who didn't know, nuking is also a DoS attack) Every computer which stops working normally because of extern cases, is the victim of a Denial Of Service attack. Like I said, most ppl know this of the Winnukes somewhere in 1997 to crash a win95 machine. With a nuke program you could send an "OutOfBand"-packet to the open port 139, which crashed the system. Newer version of windows haven't this 'flow'. Winnuke is a typical DoS attack because it creates a buffer overrun which takes the whole system down. There are a lot of programs to realize a DoS-attack, thinking of Teardrop, Land, Bonk, Snork or Smurf. But these attacks became 'old' because most systemoperators have patched that flow so the webserver has kind of a protection against these attacks. Attackers which uses these kind of attacks belong to the group of script-kiddies. Most of the time this boys just download programs from hacking-groups and use them to annoy other internet users (or network users) A whole other thing is a DDoS attack (Distributed Denial Of Service). With an attack of this form the target computers gets multiple attacks from different computers (servers). With this kind of attack you can take down major systems like Yahoo, eBay and Amazon.com To arrange such an attack you have to become root on the other attacking systems to install the backdoor trojan. Therefor you are required to know the basics of real hacking. To attack major systems like listed above, you need a lot of knowledge and have to work with other hackers as well. This isn't the layer of script-kiddies anymore. There exist some 'secret' (=not anymore now) batch-files which helps hackergroups to take control over a lot of systems at a time. But nobody outside the hardcore hackculture has found such a tool. (contact me if you have it) The four most popular tools for DDoS are Trin00, Tribe Flood Network (TFN), Tribe Flood Network2000 (TFN2K) and Stacheldraht. Trin00 exists since the summer of 1999 and can be used from a single computer through a masterprogram (=handler) which controls all the other programs (daemons) on the attacking servers. You can use a SYN- flood which has a max use time of 33 mins. Trin00 uses TCP and UDP and has variable ports. In TribeFlood Net (also since summer of 1999) the masterprogram (client) communicates with the flooders (=agents) through ICMP (Internet Control Message Protocol, known from ping) The size of the ICMP packets decides which kind of attack was executed. Next to several SYN-floods TFN also supports UDP, ICMP floods and smurf-attacks. TFN2K has more features then his predecessor. One of those is that it encrypts its commands and runs also on winNT (next to Solaris and linux). But TFN and TFN2K has one advantage and that's why they are more popular then Trin00, they spoof the IP's of the attacking servers including the masterserver (which sends to command, so it's you) and makes the attack hard to stop and trace you. Stacheldraht combines the most important features of TFN and Trin00. It can execute all the listed attacks, it encrypts the commands and isn't hooked up to a certain port. The program also checks if the server of the victim is running an 'old' DDoS IP filter, if so it checks if there is a way to bypass that filter. Stacheldraht also uses a three layer method, server / client / agentarchitecture which makes it impossible to trace the original commander of the attack. TFN, TFN2K and Stacheldraht are probably created by a German hacker called 'Mixter'. The FBI is chasing him down since February when the attacks begun on Amazon, Yahoo!, eBay and the FBI. (I think his arrest won't stop the DDoS hype because the source code is available and this way the programs will only get new features) -> not that I think it's bad .heh The recent DDoS attacks were all done with Stacheldraht. In that three layer attack a hacker sends from his computer the command for the attack to all the client machines. Every client has a list with IP addresses of the servers where the agent is running. On their turn, the client servers send over an encrypted way the command to the agents which execute the attack and take the system down. The most used type is a SYN-flood. In this case the victim's server was attacked by the SYN request (synchronize) on port 80 (http). Such a request is a part of a standard connection. Your browsers sends the SYN request to the server and waits till the server requests with SYN. The browser reacts with ACK (acknowledge) and then the transfer of a webpage starts. With a SYN-flood the server reacts just like always but the agent uses a spoofed (or fake) IP address which commits a packet loss. The server waits a few seconds but won't get a ACK reply. At that very little moment is the serverproces (called thread) which waits on the ACK reply not available for other visitors to the site. During a DDoS attack many Stacheldraht agents send in a fast way a lot of SYN requests to the server. So in a few seconds all the threads of the server are used and the server is not reachable for other users anymore. When the server still gets some free threads, they are immediately taken by another SYN request from one of the agents. Because of all the requests and the spoofed IP's, most sysadmins won't have time enough to block all the IPaddresses and the system won't be reachable for some hours (maybe days). UDP and ICMP floods are done also that way but are easier to block and not so popular. A DDoS OVERVIEW =============== The first (big) victim of DDoS was IDsoftware on january 7. They had a lot of attacks on there quake III keyservers. The q3 'freaks' weren't able to play online for twelve hours. After that attacks were noticed on CNN.com, Ebay.com, Yahoo.com, Etrade.com, Amazon.com and Buy.com (this last site got a 800Mbit datatraffic every second!) The co-ordinated attack took down those sites for about three hours. Next day ZDnet.com was taken down for 2 hours. and on february 25 the FBI site was down for a whole day. The only real threat comes from windows-users who have the Trin00 trojan installed. This program came also on win9x,NT,2000. It works on port 34555 using the TCP protocol. Somebody who has this trojan installed and has for example an ADSL connection is able to participate a DDoS attack without knowing it, with the danger that your IP isn't masked. (only TFN,TFN2K and Stacheldraht spoofs your IP) SOME USEFUL LINKS ================= HTTP://staff.washington.edu/dittrich (analyses plus detection kit for those trojans) HTTP://packetstorm.securify.com/advisories/iss/iss.00-02.wintrinoo HTTP://mixter.void.ru (the creator's homepage) HTTP://www.void.ru (security related site - choosing english is best way to understand it) HTTP://networkmagazine.com/ddos_special.htm (DDoS explained) HTTP://www.cert.org/security-improvement (security tips for sysadmins) b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina. ____________________________________________________________________ [21:. - [ how to impress your teachers ] [kassy kas] :. ] [kaspa@hfactorx.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ 1. Start all pieces of writing with "#!/usr/bin/perl". 2. Keep talking about "/dev/null", and don't tell anyone what it is when they ask you. 3. Ask your mathÆs teacher if you will be studying hexadecimal this term. 4. While on the net in Comp. Sci. class take the liberty of crashing everyone else's computer with the ping of death. 5. Challenge the school sysadmin to a discussion about IPv6, if he doesn't know what it is, all the better. 6. Make the school network's start page attrition.org. 7. In the middle of class start chanting as many achronyms as you can. 8. Tell your oldest teacher they're as slow as fsck. 9. In written work, substitute all f's for ph's, ck's for q's, and where you can, use numbers and ASCII characters. 10. Plaster the headteacher's office with cDc stickers. If he catches you, tell him the happy hacker told you to do it. b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! ____________________________________________________________________ [22:. - [ random IRC story ] [tak] :. ] [tak@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ <Prae> p0ets mom is a bitch <GL1tCH> I heard she was hot <SG`> maybe I will get on that shit <discore> me too! <k-rad-bob> how would you do it? <BlueFlame> monkey style <FDDImastr> i would do it <FDDImastr> watching tv <PingSweep> televishun <FDDImastr> yeah... <XGoddessX> fun * influx spanks goddess <GL1tCH> wheeeeeee!!!! <Nam> orgy <tak> eh? <twist182> when? <Nam> tomorrow <Nam> bc731 the bot will be there <Meleneth> having sex? <Nam> yep <tak> doesnt that hurt? <Nam> no, its fun <SG`> what are you guys talking about? <tak> sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex <Nam> with bots <FDDImastr> canadians... <FDDImastr> WHY WAS TAK NOT OPPED? <tak> cause I had sex with a cow <GPS_girl> really? <tak> y3s, 1t r0ck3d@$ <B|G-head> I, uh eat babies <sykotik> yum <SPLurge> http://www.goatse.cx <BabyGirl> ewww <SPLurge> you can see my dick <MoparChic> don't make me rape you <SPLurge> IÆm damn sexy <hst> yes you are <wolfie> Slurp <tak> look a shark! <tima> uns uns uns uns uns uns uns uns <tak> thenoid, whats your favorite thing to do? <tHEN0iD> rape <tak> rape? <tHEn0iD> oops, RAVE <tak> yeah, it was cool she got raped <metro> how many dicks do YOU have? <GL1TCH> 17, I even looked on the package! <BabyGirl> EWWWW <GL1tCH> they are cinamon flavored too <SG`> SHUT UP GLITCH <GL1tCH> Make me :P *** Quit: GL1tCH (Ping timeout for GL1tCH[***.***.***.com]) <tak> heh <FDDImastr> in my pants! <switch> wtf? <FDDImastr> in my pants! <metro> FDD: your the stupidest motherfucker I have ever seen. <FDDImastr> i got my MSCE <metro> and you try and show off your skillz that you donÆt have <FDDImastr> i know <FDDImastr> but drinking is bad <FDDImastr> i began drinking when i was 12 years old <metro> shut up <GL1tCH> IÆm gay <rafay> will you packet someone for me? <tak> who is it? <rafay> some lamer you donÆt know <tak> whats his nick? <rafay> he is such a non-mafia-pimp he, is the lamers fool iver ever seen <rafay> oh <rafay> gh1tch <tak> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAH <sykotik> HAHAHAHAHAH <Dawgyman> lol <Orban> haha <vood0o> ROFL <prae> BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA <dialect> rolf <discore> hah <SG`> hehe <tak> h4h4h4h44 <wolfie> OMG hahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahaahhaha <wolfie> owned <tak> own3d> <sykotik> oh-ned <discore> rooted <wh0rde> root smack <Gl1tCH> AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <Gl1tCH> HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! ____________________________________________________________________ [23:. - [ IRC Quotes! ] [k-rad-bob] :. ] [k-rad-bob@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ <^pokemon> is there any software that would help me detect my cd- rom....the drive d in my computer disappeared...and I could not play any cds on it...please help me <neia_doll> IÆm 5 foot 11 and 116 lbs..i lost 3 on accident.. <k-rad-bob> accident? <neia_doll> so IÆm pretty skinny <k-rad-bob> you got an abortion? <dj2020> anyone got any apps or docs on website hacking? <ketschup> how can I made available an irc server whit a mac? <exstriad> what a sick thought <OvErRidE> who here can help me? I will pay you $50 if you can hack an angelfire website <k-rad-bob> editing this issue has made my brain go on a rampage <Paladin`> wait, b0g is edited? heh <k-rad-bob> lol <k-rad-bob> dude theres tons of work involved in making a issue <Paladin`> heh <Paladin`> go to #hackphreak <Paladin`> get logs <Paladin`> paste logs <k-rad-bob> all the horrible formating..all the horrible typos...making the layout..the ascii... <k-rad-bob> loolol <Paladin`> add in 0-day <Paladin`> gzip <k-rad-bob> hahaha <Paladin`> upload <_darkstar> what about daylight savings time? <k-rad-bob> yeah thatÆs it <serval> do u know if it's possible making someone disconected? <chris`> h4r h4r.. I was working in a lab at school and my friends dared me to wack off in the bathroom on a slide for 4 bucks so I did it. I brought it back in the room and we looked at it under the microscope. <Prae> <elite>im a hacker</elite><br><blink>you're a lamer!</blink> <p0et-afk> I have all the nsync mp3's <PlezeHelp> Thuull I need to get access to an account , my husbands one, I need to see if he is cheating on me <ghettogrl> 14:. û [ Using a Modem with QBASIC ] [niemand1] :. ] <ghettogrl> what in the hell <ghettogrl> this zine must be a joke. <Schmo[pb]> do n e of yall knwo of n e mail server that still cant detect mail bombs? <Prae> I buy those flavoured condoms and lick them, they're very high in nutritional values, but very greasy <ZEROCOOL`> any one have any movie on there computer press 22 <bAd-BonY> how can I change the html source of one page without autorization? *** Prae is now known as MemoServ <MemoServ> <BiKkJeMaT> husk σ gσ ut f°r pappa kjem no da <MemoServ> <MemoServ> sug pikken min, morrapuler <MemoServ> <BiKkJeMaT> ka faan <MemoServ> <MemoServ> hold kjeft, kukgutt <infra> hey do u have any idea how to kill this w/x undernet bot <x0z0f3xn0> I should name my dog prae.. It smells, it's lazy, and it shits everywhere. <DivinE> Why are you so interested in my dick <Prae> because I want to bite it off and eat it <Prae> <mmp> Prae! Today its my birthday! <Prae> <Prae> wanna present? <Prae> <mmp> yes <Prae> IÆm ping flooding him <twist182> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <Cr0nic> are you supposed to feel dirty after you masterbate? <DarkHacke> hay IÆm looking for a Ip crack anyone know where I can get me an updated one <ryan> malkav likes beastiality. <twist182> nslookup *** b0g sets mode: +l 19 <malkav> ryan likes beastiality's mom <ryan> so what? shes a good lay <malkav> quiet, colon commando <ryan> malkav, you dork, shutup <malkav> acrotum bunion <malkav> scrotum too <twist182> hehe <malkav> testicular terrorist <twist182> haha <Prae> lol <malkav> anal admiral <twist182> colonel colon <ryan> malkav: I can pull out old names too.. rumpranger. <malkav> inflamed penile artery <twist182> seargant scrotum <twist182> private penis <k-rad-bob> haha <malkav> twist182: that was mine <twist182> sorry <ryan> I need to eat dinner. <ryan> afk <Prae> brigadier bellend * ryan is gone, dinner [l/off p/off] <twist182> =. <twist182> =/ <Prae> bellend = tip of your cock <Prae> brigadier bellend <Prae> brigadier bellend <Prae> brigadier bellend <malkav> bellend? <malkav> oh. <twist182> seargant sphincter <twist182> :) <Prae> bombardier balsack <h-S-t> I did my homework last night and slapped my ass with my pre- calculus book <h-S-t> there's excitment <gps> I'm no better than anybody else, really. Except grid. <LordXaos> hey iz it true that washing dishes destroys your handz? <[h4x0r]> http://www.loverscaughtontape.com/ <x0z0f3xn0> Damn... <Prae> I ordered <SuBfiRe> <residue18> subfire :194.154.137.221 your ip be careful with it what did he mean??????? <Prae> omg <Prae> why the fuck do people put copyright notices ont heir shit <Prae> it takes me long time to remove it :( <mmp> my dad could root you in a second, prae <Prae> get your dad here <Prae> I wanna see this <mmp> hes at the mall <k-rad-bob> omg <k-rad-bob> I just realized <k-rad-bob> I have a fully working penis in my pants <k-rad-bob> brb <_h-n1nj4> I'll give you somethign to log <_v-n1nj4> h0h0 <_h-n1nj4> you fudege packing bandit <_v-n1nj4> cock sucking moron <_v-n1nj4> ball licking cum guzzler <Prae> I bet jesus had a cable modem <mcx> I woke up at 3am <mcx> and like <mcx> there was this movie comming up <mcx> it said like <mcx> "strong sexual content" and "nudity" <mcx> so I was like <mcx> SHIT HELL YEAH <mcx> it turned out to be male nudity <roy> Are any of you hackers?? <Robert--> I need programs to hack plz send them <Prae-> you want to eat my penis <twist> cant you go 5 minutes without talking about your penis? <Prae-> no <Mike-28> COME TO SEE AND DOWNLOAD GREAT 100 XXX PIC'S OF MY BITCH X- WIFE ON http://212.150.175.195/home5.htm <twist182> it tastes like someone jizzed in my mouth <Dawgyman> OMG <Dawgyman> I have this HUGE ass clump of cum. <Dawgyman> On my pubes. <Dawgyman> I picked it up. <Dawgyman> And was licking it. <S^aNdMa^N> omg <Dawgyman> ANDi JUST LET IT DROOP DOWN MY DAMN LIP <Dawgyman> AND IT QUINCHED MY THIRST! <S^aNdMa^N> umm, is it good? <Dawgyman> no. <Dawgyman> :*( <S^aNdMa^N> why did you lick it? <Dawgyman> Cause I wanted to taste it! <twist182> grid is ok <twist182> when he's not packeting me <}DeViL{> where can I learn to hack? <cnz> www.microsoft.com/hacking <}DeViL{> not working <Archaned> can somebody help me, I think my girl is messing around is their a way to get her icq password to check her msgs <lore-> console is for ugly nerds <Prae-> I just had a massive shit <Prae-> it was like having boiling water spew from my anus <k-rad-bob> my plan is to find a really hot looking chick who loves me for who I am so I donÆt have to worry about my apperance <k-rad-bob> IÆm going to drape myself in velvet and stop shaving <t4k> hahaha <t4k> ok <t4k> here <t4k> it goes <t4k> IÆm opening another can of tuna <t4k> it better not own me again <t4k> shit <t4k> its such a deep cut <t4k> like 1/4 my finger *** Now talking in #hackphreak <dgbarr> hrmmmm <t4k> IÆm gonna take over this channel *** Mode change "+b *!*@slc-pm6-39.sisna.com" by RLoxley *** You have been kicked by RLoxley (wrong) Prae2k (ICQ#48885063) Wrote: I put aftershave in my lighter because I donÆt have any gas, and when I tried it, it nearly blew my fucking hand off >:( <thep0et> here is a poem I wrote, it's called "roses are red, violets are blue, I have a stick, now go away" it goes a little something like this <thep0et> roses are red <thep0et> violets are blue <thep0et> I have a stick <thep0et> now go away *** fuck_me has joined #hacktech *** fuck_me is now known as suck_me *** suck_me is now known as FUCK_ME *** FUCK_ME is now known as SCREW_ME *** SCREW_ME is now known as GROPE_ME *** GROPE_ME is now known as IwantSex *** IwantSex is now known as _YOU_ *** ^Shatter has quit IRC (Read error to ^Shatter[1Cust213.tnt8.lax3.da.uu.net]: Connection reset by peer) *** _YOU_ is now known as _ARE_ *** _ARE_ is now known as _ALL_ *** _ALL_ is now known as _GAY_ <Chan^Serv> Do u know to hack a Zip file (acidkick) no. <Chan^Serv> How can I hack a ziped file that there is Deadly impotant information? <|ch|cken|> <ryan> I think IÆm going to feed my dog viagra and leave him home alone with my sister. <ghettogrl> 14:. û [ Using a Modem with QBASIC ] [niemand1] :. ] <ghettogrl> what in the hell <ghettogrl> this zine must be a joke. (a-n1nj4) hi kiddies. (a-n1nj4) I have a question. (a-n1nj4) is 'windows' the devil? <mregit> a-n1nj4, most of the people in here are fluent in several flavors of unix, most windows systems, and Macintosh. Next question. (a-n1nj4) mregit: then why is it #macintosh and not #unix-mostwindows- andmacintosh? <timeless> a-n1nj4 because it is <GrndZero> a-n1nj4: Just to throw your mind for a trip while you contemplate smoking more weed. (a-n1nj4) oh, I see. (a-n1nj4) thanks for the help. <lonely_gi> ok at least say bye <lonely_gi> if you are bussy (acidkick) who the hell are you? <WENDER> i'm forgotten my windows95 password and now I can not entry in xxx sites, know anyone where is the file that contain this password? [msg(uncla)] you people like fucking dogs? [UncLA(cravesit@pool0379.cvx17-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)] most like the dogs fucking them. [msg(uncla)] well that is just fucked up [UncLA(cravesit@pool0379.cvx17-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)] not if you like to be fucked. Dogs love it. [msg(uncla)] but it's a fucking dog man [UncLA(cravesit@pool0379.cvx17-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)] hey, there are tastes for EVERYTHING out there. <VanDamage> hi all IÆm new to some dos hacking can someone help me a bit <Tubez> nosilA! <Tubez> nosilA is that really you!?!?! <nosilA> yea. <nosilA> me and adam broke up. <Tubez> nosilA: GOOD TO SEE YOU! Me and jojo were talking about you just the other day, about how you never show up and all. <nosilA> thatÆs because i'm too busy combing my pubic hair to IRC <nosilA> i've grown so much pubic hair <dayzee> uhM <nosilA> it likes grows up my abdominal region <dayzee> EW <nosilA> I have to shave daily <dayzee> HAH <sf> er <sf> haha <nosilA> i'm a girl btw <nosilA> and i'm single <nosilA> and bi <nosilA> if anyone in here wants me <nosilA> i'm free <Tubez> nosilA: original excuse ... Anyway, talk to jojo if you see her online, I know she'll appreciate. <dayzee> muawhaha <nosilA> dayzee remember me? <nosilA> we used to hang out in GPHOE <nosilA> didn't we? <dayzee> vaugly. <nosilA> i'm bi <dayzee> vagly. <nosilA> you wanna go out? <dayzee> I can't spell <nosilA> vaguely <dayzee> get off. <nosilA> wanna see my picture? <dayzee> no <nosilA> www.contrib.andrew.cmu.edu/~alison <nosilA> as you'll see i'm a cutie <nosilA> I had sex a few nights ago <nosilA> with two guys <nosilA> they lay me down <nosilA> and one got his cock out <nosilA> and was like <nosilA> rubbing it all over my face <nosilA> and then he put it into my mouth [ka] [mode/#hackphreak(+b *!*fiddler@*.uudial.com)] by Tubez [ka] nosilA was kicked off #hackphreak by Tubez (I wonder how that got out of the permban list ...) Burn999 [jen@HSE-Quebec-City-ppp35810.qc.sympatico.ca(Canada)] has joined #hackphreak <Burn999> I everybody <Burn999> I need tips to hack mirc asshole mirc channel <Accipiter> Burn999 <Accipiter> Burn999 >> Like, you have to have a BLT drive. <Accipiter> Do you have one? <Accipiter> You can get it from Mr. Kawasaki. <Burn999> blt??? <SqurvySqu> how come you guys aren't talking about hacking? <SqurvySqu> i just saw hackers and my parents bought me a 'puter for xmas [ka] B|ue [~blue2@207-42-48-24.inetone.net] has joined #hacktech <cnz> b|ue <cnz> get your ass out of here [ka] B|ue [~blue2@207-42-48-24.inetone.net] has left #hacktech [] *** Now talking in #hackuk <b00mn> yo *** H has joined #hackuk <sf> y0 <b00mn> IÆm, typiobngh weiuotyhj mnuy duicvjkl <sf> drunk? <b00mn> nah <sf> [y/n] <sf> aw <b00mn> watch <b00mn> tyopionm weit dfiocvk <sf> watchin' <b00mn> can u read it? <sf> awwwwww ffs <sf> you're not!! <sf> please tell me you're not <b00mn> yeah <sf> heh <b00mn> not now <sf> :( <b00mn> but before <sf> thatÆs pretty sick y'know <b00mn> its like one big finger *** Trionix has quit IRC (Leaving) *** b00mn is now known as s0nic <s0nic> try it <s0nic> its fun <sf> :// <s0nic> u donÆt have one? <sf> I lost it in the great war <s0nic> h0h0h0 <s0nic> damn! <s0nic> hmmmm let me see <sf> heheh <s0nic> do u have nipples? <_moses_> what was that conv about, all I saw was it's just likeone big finger <sf> ha <sf> guess :/ <s0nic> ahhhahahahah <s0nic> maybe this will help <s0nic> sf> y0 <s0nic> <b00mn> IÆm, typiobngh weiuotyhj mnuy duicvjkl <s0nic> <sf> drunk? <s0nic> <b00mn> nah <s0nic> <sf> [y/n] <s0nic> <sf> aw <s0nic> <b00mn> watch <s0nic> <b00mn> tyopionm weit dfiocvk <s0nic> <sf> watchin' <s0nic> <b00mn> can u read it? <s0nic> <sf> awwwwww ffs <s0nic> <sf> you're not!! <s0nic> <sf> please tell me you're not <s0nic> <b00mn> yeah <s0nic> <sf> heh <s0nic> <b00mn> not now <s0nic> <sf> :( <s0nic> <b00mn> but before <s0nic> <sf> thatÆs pretty sick y'know <s0nic> <b00mn> its like one big fing * _moses_ steps away from s0nic <s0nic> :) <sf> ffikjvn nmod iksm ffffffffffffrtyhpomngh n;]] <sf> fffiuccccccccol][' <s0nic> ahahaahah <sf> ]my bnig tore i9sd 23 bvi8ufvg] <s0nic> is that ure nippple? <sf> that was toe typing <_moses_> o.k <s0nic> h0h0 <_moses_> ahhh <_moses_> sf can code with his toes ! *** Trionix has joined #hackuk <sf> his s wth my n9ow <sf> that was with my nose <sf> hehe <Trionix> heh <sf> #toecoders <k-rad-bob> I just pinched the tube <k-rad-bob> h0h0 *** porky-out is now known as porky-pig <Prae> you jacked off? <Prae> eww <k-rad-bob> yup <Prae> eww <k-rad-bob> didnÆt even get my hands wet <Prae> I did that by accident last night <Prae> I was browsing warez sites for cracks <Prae> and there was this banner with a real hot chick on it <k-rad-bob> lolol <Prae> and I just had to touch myself <Prae> and I didnÆt pinch ;( <Prae> and it went on my hand b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@! ____________________________________________________________________ [25:. - [ Closing words ] [k-rad-bob] :. ] [k-rad-bob@b0g.org] :. ] ____________________________________________________________________ I hate closing this thing up. Moslty because my eyes are dancing in my skull from all this editing. Why the fuck cant you gimps format the text properly? Its enought to make you throw yourself out the nearest window. The mailbag which was supposed to be a monthly thing is not here in this issue, simply because we donÆt get that much funny mail :( Cept this one: From: "JOSH SOCKEY" <kornrocks2004@hotmail.com> To: k-rad-bob@b0g.org Subject: HEY BROTHER Date: Tue, 11 Apr 2000 20:16:09 CDT HELLO FELLOW KKK MEMBER! I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I HATE NIGGERS AND I ALWAYS WILL. I WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT THE KKK. I THINK THE KLAN KICKS ASS!!!! E-MAIL ME BACK ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com Well... Point being... I'm tired and I cant wait to make this issue official! So here goes nothing, to hell with all spelling errors and badly formatted text. As usual you can get your copies of b0g at http://www.b0g.org If our site its down its probably because grid has been nuking it and in that case jump over to http://packetstorm.securify.com/mag/b0g/ Next issue will have contents in it! You can win stuff! H0H0! So... Thanks and uNFÆs goes out to: space rouge, Redpriest, d_m_x, acidkick, alan and the gimps at packetstorm, space rouge, kym, uneek, space rouge, noose and the rest of http://www.hackunlimited.com/ ,lusta: for admitting that b0g 0wns hackphreakÆs zine and for being a cutie, jennycide: for your pr0n!, the clone, fraggy, space rouge, p0lar: come back man :(, phrack: for not giving out a new issue and allowing us w0rld d0minati0n! Rloxley: for being a sport and not getting upset by the gimps that pick on him, mogel and his awsome site at http://scene.textfiles.com/ , space rouge everyone that reads this, anyone that ph33rs b0g, space rouge, people who submit stuff: WE LOVE YOU!, all the regulars in #k-rad #hacktech #hackuk #gps #whhs and #hackphreak on undernet of course. And off course the people that I'm too tired to write, you know who you are :) 0d4y j0k3: This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tell him that he has to leave for a while, and "can you handle it?" The new employee is somewhat reluctant, but with the boss's positive comments he finally agrees. So, the guy is there by himself for a little while and a white woman comes in. She asks, "How much for the white dildo?" He answers, "$35." She: "How much for the black one?" He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one." She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes. A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?" He: "$35." She: "How much for the white one?" He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one." She: "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before..." She pays him, and off she goes. About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?" He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black." She: "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?" He: "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165." She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before...." She pays him, and off she goes. Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the saleman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!" H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@ H@! 8. 09%29Comment: Prae's Yahoo! names got hacked hahahahahah! prae is 0wned, and jason... you're ugly I've seen your ugly picture it sucked big elephant scrotum ---End of form data.--- User Info BROWSER: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt) HOST: Submitted from: http://www.b0g.org/contribute.shtml